Mahou no Rouge Lipstick

First, take note this was created by Otsuka Eiji, who also did MPD Psycho. I have no idea how I'd feel about the latter nowadays, since I started reading it around 2007 and when I finished the manga circa 2016, I'd barely remember the previous part; I was much younger so I can't say it was really sick and weird or just edgy. But I liked it at the time and it surely has some weird and psychological stuff.

So.. I really never got what's the deal with all this chibi fixation. I hate 99,5% of the chibi related anime stuff I had contact with in ... my life. It's already a bad point for the anime enjoyment here. But I wouldn't watch a cheap and dusty VHS rip like this looking for something great; in fact, the fun is purely in the opposite.

The plot is completely incoherent, as you might expect of a title trying to fit so many random things into a 20 minutes OVA. It's a maho shoujo (it features the most useless sidekick of the genre, by the way) hentai about a little girl who gets a magical lipstick from an intergalactic 'salesman' pig that makes her a few years older to hit on her teenage friend's older boyfriend. You'll find a couple of (laughable) H scenes, some Megazone/Macross kind of mecha action, and a disco scene in which the lighting and colors + low quality made me briefly dizzy. There is some nice cheesy city pop music soundtrack. Gotta love the out of place soundtrack for H scenes in these OVAs - not saying that as the smooth jazz funk and psych rock from italian softcore makes more sense with the film situations. Oh, there are possibilities of the lipstick spell break and she returns to her original child body, so I don't have to tell you of how innapropriate is the ending sex scene.

Nonsense facepalm fun. Available from Kingmenu subs.

The first 10 minutes are deeply uncomfortable, spending a large amount of time sexualizing not just a loli in art style, but a literal child, and following her as she watches the guy who lives next door have sex, and then proceeds to find magical lipstick that tranforms her into an adult. There is then an uncut two minute scene of dancing at the disco that has some of the worst strobing lights I have ever seen and left my photosensitive self unable to keep my eyes open for even most of the parts that aren't literal csam. Her transforming back at the end and ... then proceeding to masturbate in what is easily the most graphic part of the OVA, even if it's for less than a minute. I cannot stress enough, this anime literally shows a child masturbating. If I wasn't on the stupid quest to watch every mahou shoujo and adjacent anime, I would have gone the rest of my life without watching an anime somehow more disturbing to me than Boku no Pico, so there's that

That being said, There are about 3 minutes of this that is just batshit insane in a much more fun way. The jealous girlfriend of the boy next door literally goes on a car chase to try and get her man back, pulls out a bazooka, and then there's suddenly a spaceship mecha fight scene? How this managed to be part of a lolicon anime I'll never understand, but unfortunately the wonderful hilarity of this scene is locked behind the rest of this, and I promise you the small amount of genuine enjoyment there is here is not worth sitting through the rest of it.