Harambe Memorial

This club has been erected to pay tribute to one of the greatest bengs to have ever blessed us with their existence, Harambe. It all happened on may 28th, 2016. Harambe had just turned 17 the day before and was in an especially good mood. He was eagerly watching people walk by his reserve when suddenly it happened. Harambe saw a little boy wak towards the edge of the reserve and much to Harambe's dismay, the kid actually fell down. As the godlike figure he was, Harambe immediately took action and ran up to the kid to check up on him if he was still alright and apperantly everything was fine. This realisation made Harambe feel a pulse of warmth eminating from within his big loving heart, he was in fact so thrilled that he burst out into spontaneous dance and took the kid with him in all of this. The mix of the ignorant nature of the inferior human race and this burst of joy from our lord and saviour Harambe would result in the biggest catastrofy of the millenium. The earth was stopped spinning and the sun turned dark the moment on which Harambe felt a sharp pain in his left chest... On this very moment, the fate of our timeline was sealed. We were destined for destruction, despair and death. Ever since this day, the world hasn't been quite the same anymore. Heroes may perish, but legends never die. Rest in peace, Harambe.