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Oct 21, 2009 12:03 PM
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Here I am goign to talk about random stuff.

Well random to you, not so much for me, you just get the end result of the journey that I took to arive there hehe.

Also no commentign in thsi tread, if you want to tak abotu somethign you read here, post in the club comments section please.
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Oct 21, 2009 2:20 PM
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You know what I find intresting?
That some people on the net pretend to be neko people, vampires, demons, or werewolves, rarely angles, or half of any of those.

But I have yet to see witchs, fairys, or anythign else fo that nature.

I wonder why that is, are witchs and fairys really so bad or unapelaing?

Or what about mabey..........A dragon, or mabey a ghost?

They are cool,kinda, but serisolsy, have all the yupth really devloved into unimagtive littel whiney emos that can't emulte something diffrent that perhaps isn't in the main stream for once?

And on that topic though, you would figur e there have to be a few poel who hate pe0ple like that and woulf want to be vampire hunters or demon hunters ot just give them crap or something , but I have yet to see that either.

Intresting I think.

Oct 21, 2009 2:35 PM
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You know, milk is really just cow breast milk.
And we make all sorts of thigns with it, icecream being one of them.

It makes me wonder can you make icecream with other kinds of milk, like horse milk, or mabey goat's milk.

OOOO, or mabey human milk, yeah that would be very sexy icecream made form your beloved's breast milk.

I wonder what that would taste like?

I bed it would be good..... * is goign to look up icecream makeing recipies later*

Hmmm, I wonder if an ice goddess gave you milk form her breast wether it would be vinnila icecream?

That would be cool, and hot at the same time.

Oct 22, 2009 12:17 PM
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I was thinking of painful and grousme methods of exacting reveng on people.

I was thinking perhaps scooping out thier eyes, falloed by a good scull fucking by a really aroused goat in the sockets, then pooring acid in the sockets folweed by a pipe snak iserted into thier ass.

Then I was thinking Coke bottle toute I once heard of.
You first beat them with it ( I think that si the firs thing) then you sexualy assult thier ass with it and then heat the bottle with a blow toruch so that it is blazeing hot and burns the insde of theor ass with it befoe taking it out and then tieing them uo so they thne have to look at it before pepeting thsi preocess for sevral days. This oblviousy is second dgree ture but it also woks on the mind, since coe is a internatial brnad they can't go anywhere with out seieng it, there for they will awlays remebr what wa done to them.

Then I tough scew ti dental tourte.
Bsicly the tooht is a giant nerve so you meare tak a knife and star t succting the too to expose the enarve to air, and di it for all fo them, the pain will be extrmeme and you don't have to do much work.

Dec 9, 2009 12:46 PM
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Maces.
If you think about ti is one of the best wapons for midevil times, seriouly,
With a mace you don't need to cut the guy you are fighting, thus the fancy new armor is bacily useless.
You can compact ti around his cheast to ccasue him to stop breathing, or just crush his bone under neaith they guy's armor.

Makes you wonder why you would ever bother withj a sowrd, or an axe ro any other weapon doesn't it?

( guns dont' count here)

Dec 23, 2009 11:44 PM
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You what I find intresting?

Star wars weapons, specificly the blasters.

Now flying lasers look cool for battle shots sure.
But think of this, can you see a bullet?
Bullets travel at over the speed fo sound and you can't see them.
Now think of this, blaster are pusle lasres, they pulse to send a beem of energy to a targt, and they travel at light speed, if you can't see somethign at the speed fo sound what makes the movie makes think you cna see something at the seed fo light witch is faster then sound?

You would just see a flash and then the guy falls there would be no vccool beam to follow other wise they coudl be easly dodged.

Thank about that.

Jan 28, 2010 9:26 PM
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I was thinking today, I once seen a show that metion beastiality, and then there was this guy, once of the first hanged in on place or another, but nay way he like "Carnaly abused" a chicken, transltion he had sex with a chicken, which then made me think, could you really do that?

Serisouly, a chiken is small, I mean I could see a house or a cow, or a bog dog as thier vagina's would be big enough it wouls seem given thier size, but a chicken?

Would a human penis really fit I wondered?
Then I wgot to thinking and I think t would, thiank about this, hwo round is your avrage maile penis, about 5 or 5 and a half inces around? ( give or take some) How round is an egg?

I don't know for sure, but an egg looks like it might be raounder then that, mabey, and if that is the case that means a chkine vagina coudl really stretch to acomidate a human penis,m at least girth wise I think, I wonder hwo far up it could go?

Serialus, how far up could it go in a chicken even if it would fit?

And on that I wonder if you ramed your penis as far up a chekn as it could go, would it kill the chkein instantly?
Would it de of internal trauma later?

I think it might, haham, on that I guess that is one way to stuff yoru bird though.

Jan 31, 2010 10:35 PM
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I was eating some coko puffs in cholcate milk today.
And somethign I noticed.

The ceral dry looks like a rabit took a MAJOR dump in oyur bowl, and after the mik is added it looks like he had some trible and there is some runny stuff mixed in with it, and let me also that that whn you add sugar, it look like iit had explosive diriah all over the insde your bowl, this though made worse when the ceral gets soggy, and then you can feel the texure of the dirah in oyur mouth.

And that si what I thought if while eating today.

Feb 2, 2010 10:01 PM
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Today I seen a comerical for a dateing site, and it metiaonded a test and being matched on capatibilty somethign or other, and it made me wonder.

DO they ahve a pervy rateing?
They shou;d, I mean if somone who is pervy s imatched withj someoen more represssed in my opion it would nto work.

I mean, if one was to suddenly have to be more resvred abotu soethign they were nromaly not for the sake of the other person it would creat tension, or mabey make them resent the opther person, and may lead them to try to chage the otehr person.

Not really ideal, there fore I think that ther should be a pervy rateing to shwo hoe sexily uilibrated or repressed you are on such saites if the don't have that, because it is important.

Feb 4, 2010 8:26 PM

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"To ever rule there is an exception"
Seems true enough, btu if you look at that in a wider scope and apply it to everythign then in a wider sense there must also be an expction to the rule that to ever rule there is an expcetion, meanign there must be a rule that is always true that is the expction to the rule that to every rule there is an excetption.

Yeah, think about that.

Feb 8, 2010 3:25 PM

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I have come up withj a fun game ot play, I call it profile surfing.

Basicly you clcisk useres or go to someoen profile mabey on your frends list.

Then you look at their profile comments and click on a random person'r profile, and then keepign doign it until you find someoen on somelese's profile that you is either on your freinds' list or someoen you know of.

You lose if you have to go bakc to a profile you have alred been to, or you ifnd someoen who had disabled profile comments.

That game is score based.

The less profile you vist during the game the better you do.

Feb 19, 2010 10:58 AM

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I am beginidn to think pokemon is raciset.

And here is why, have you ever seen a black person in pokemon, either the games or show?

Thinki about it carefuly now, I have played all the games and seen all seens of the show to date, but I have yet to see one black person, ever.

Kinda makes oen wonder don't you think?

Mar 23, 2010 2:09 PM

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I wonder hwo long a man's penis would have to be before if he got an erection it would drain everdrop of blood form the rest fo hsi body?

I mean I think much more over 12 inches would cause him to fait, I think a foot and a half would kill him but I still wonder abotu ALLt he blood.

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