“What on earth was my subconsciousness thinking!?”
“However, as always, this girl was thinking up all sorts of nonsensical stuff. I can't help but wonder if there's a white hole inside her head, since her common sense seems to come from a different universe altogether.”
“A localized, non-corrosive amalgamation of asynchronous space is independently occurring in restricted condition mode.”
“Even if you're speaking with phrases that make it seem like you just pulled words out of a dictionary and lined them up after they caught your eye, I, having no dictionary, am helpless.”
“What're you doing here then?”
“What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.”
“Don't openly declare your criminal intentions like that, there's a limit to being shameless!”
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?"
"That's exactly why they evolved shells! They don't undergo natural selection in the depths of the sea just for the sake of your stomach!"
"That computer already belongs to us. There's not much fun in reclaiming what's already ours, find something else to bet on!"
"For some reason I was moved by Haruhi's words, she can always find a way to turn any illegally obtained object into her legal possession. Does she intend to become a professional thief?"
Some The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya quotes, because you love it! |