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Jun 10, 2012 7:55 PM

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We all need a good laugh every once and a while. So what better way to get our fix than to share some jokes or funny pictures! Come on out, all you future comedians and get those funny bones working :)

What do you call a nun on wheels?

Guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks up and says "Where did you get that ape?" Guy says, "This isn't an ape, it's a duck". Bartender says "I was TALKING to the duck".

Think you can top me?? Well...you probably can... :P

Jun 11, 2012 12:42 PM

ShikariSLD

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150

Jun 11, 2012 2:18 PM

Celestial_Dragon

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ohhh wow... that looked... delicious...

Jun 11, 2012 8:16 PM

Fullmetal1313

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ok ok i got one lol
three guys die and go to heaven
because they were soo good on earth god gives each one a wish.
the first guy says "I want to be back home with my family"
so god sends him back
the second guy says "You know what i want to be back home with my family to"
so god sends him back
finally god looks at the third guy and says "Whats your wish????"
The third guy stops and thinks,
then he starts to laugh.
Finally he says "i wish both those guys were back here!"

Jun 12, 2012 1:02 PM

ShikariSLD

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I don't get it

I feel dumb ;-;

Jun 14, 2012 10:37 AM

Fullmetal1313

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ok basically by wishing them back he wasted the first 2 guys' wishes lol

Jul 5, 2012 3:22 AM

mihail98

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ok i thing ive said this one but nm (you dont have good jokes)
SLD your mother is so fat that when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets 5 killing spree

Jul 5, 2012 6:34 AM

ShikariSLD

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150

That was probably the least funny thing I have ever read

Jul 14, 2012 4:42 AM

mihail98

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ya cus your canadian

Aug 14, 2012 9:26 PM

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Fullmetal1313

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that dosent even make sense, i mean sure Canada has cursed the world with things like justin bieber and nickleback and its people have weird accents but thats no reason to rip on them

Sep 6, 2012 2:44 PM

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PillarOfMadness

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WAIT
are inappropriate jokes allowed?
It's not racist or offencive its just...hmm
I'll put the joke as a spoiler and delete it if its no good.

0 photo editing skills

Sep 7, 2012 12:40 AM

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jrt3993

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megaman241 said:
WAIT
are inappropriate jokes allowed?
It's not racist or offencive its just...hmm
I'll put the joke as a spoiler and delete it if its no good.

Lol, that's pretty good.

Sep 14, 2012 9:54 AM

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Fullmetal1313

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lol im not gonna lie that joke was pretty good but please try not to post any that are to discriminating and if it just a tad bit inappropriate put a warning and ill let it be :D

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