 Choose your race. First vote decides. |
ipanda13Nov 19, 2012 8:19 PM
| Orc master race, go! |
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| The Orc Master race begins now!!! You are a quaint band of orcs that awakens to a A) A Lush Forest B) Flat Plains filled with wild life C) A thick boggy swampland D) A mountain filled area E) Other Population: 20 ( 10m 10f ) Tribe Attitude: Healthy and content Technology: ? Food: ? Current Religous Views: ? Current Diplomatic Style: ? Current Trade Rights: ? |
| E) Beach Orcs. SURF ON THE CARCASSES OF OUR ENEMIES, DUDE! |
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| Beach orcs it is! The orcs awaken to a serene sight atop a hill nestled near the sea. What does the master race do today? A)Research Fishing B)Research Warfare C)Rape D)Research Architecture E) Explore F) Other Population: 20 (10m 10f) Tribe Attitude: Healthy and Content Technology: ? Food: ? Current Religous Views: ? Current Diplomatic Style: ? Current Trade Rights: ? |
| F) Drink ocean water |
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| A spryly young orc goes to edge of the beach and get a hankering for some sea water. He doesn't know why but he drinks it anyway. He comes to the realization that sea water tastes good and is drinkable. He tries to share his knowledge with the orcs but they lack basic communication to understand. They go back to what they where doing before and ignore the young orc. Name this spryly young Orc and decide there gender. The tribe is hungry and the males begin to look for the weakest member of the tribe to be used as a sacrifice for the greater good. Do they act on this impulse? What does the Tribe do today? A)Research Fishing B)Research Warfare C)Rape D)Research Architecture E) Explore F)Research Language G) Other Population: 20 (10m 10f) Tribe Attitude: Healthy, Content but are starting to get hungry. Technology: ? Food: Sea Water Current Religous Views: ? Current Diplomatic Style: ? Current Trade Rights: ? |
ipanda13Nov 19, 2012 9:30 PM
| Tipsy Saltybottom Junior III Esquire. Female. No. They are more civilized than this. F) Invent language. Call it 'English' |
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| The tribe begins to make a series of grunting noises that eventually develops into a primitive language, they call it engrish. With this new found ability to speak Engrish Tipsy tells her fellow orcs that they are able to drink sea water. The orcs are amazed at this and begin to drink from the ocean happily quenching there thirst and subduing there hunger for now. The weak survive... For now. The orcs contemplate making Tipsy there leader. Do they act on this? What does the master race do today? A)Research Fishing B)Research Warfare C)Rape D)Research Architecture E) Explore F)Research Agriculture G) Hunt for food H) Gather Food I)Other (Specify) Population: 20 (10m 10f) Tribe Attitude: Healthy, Happy that hunger has been subdued for now. Technology: ? Food: Sea Water Current Religious Views: ? Current Diplomatic Style: ? Current Trade Rights: ? |
| Yes. A) Make those poles. |
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| The orcs come up with a form of electing officials by having the potential candidate stand in a lopsided circle and one by one each member of the tribe pokes there finger inside the circle deciding which official they want. The two running for leader is an older male orc with a lazy eye who also happens to be the strongest male. His challenger is the buxom Tipsy Saltybottom Junior III Esquire who has become quite popular amongst her tribe thanks to the discovery that sea water is drinkable. They stand in the in there oddly shaped circles and wait to see how the tribe votes. The lazy eyed orc seems quite confident that he is going to beat his challenger as she is a woman and women dont win things. The orcs begin there vote and almost all of them vote for young Tipsy. It was a a 17-1 landside victory, the only vote that the lazy eyed orc got was from his women. In a Mitt Romney fit of rage he storms off to the beach and breaks a piece a long piece of drift wood, which he then chucks it into the sea. As he is about to head back to the encampment he notices something red coming from the ocean and wear the driftwood was thrown. He waits a good 5 minutes until the drift wood washes up onto the sea with a fish attached to it. The one eyed orc eagerly takes it back to the village showing them the method of breaking driftwood in half and using the broken end to stab at the fish in knee high water. The Orcs have come up with there own primitive form of democracy and the loser of the election has discovered fishing. Congratulation they are just only mildly less savage! What is the name of this sore fishermen loser? Tipsy as leader elect gets to decide what they should do tonight to commemorate her election as madam orc leader. What does she elect to do on the night of her victory? A)Throw a party B) Have an 11some with all the males of the tribe. C)Have an orgy so all the female orcs can join in on the fun D)Sleep as she has a lot of work that needs to be done. What do these pioneers of politics do today? A Research Culture B)Research Warfare C)Rape D)Research Architecture E) Explore F)Research Agriculture G) Hunt for food H) Gather Food I)Other (Specify) Population: 20 (10m 10f) Tribe Attitude: Healthy, Happy and ready to paaartaaaay Technology:Broken Driftwood Food: Sea Water, Fish Current Religious Views: ? Current Diplomatic Style:Democracy Current Trade Rights: ? Characters: Tipsy Saltybottom Junior III Esquire |
ipanda13Nov 19, 2012 10:37 PM
| Mitt Romney A&C) Throw a party that ends up turning into an orgy. A) Research culture. They must wear monocles! |
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| Romney Mitt B-A-C, in that order A) MONOCLES MUST BE HAD |
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