Disney Presents Soul Eater on Ice

So, how was it out? (?/5)

Apr 8, 2009 6:01 PM

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Recently, Disney has bought out the popular shonen Soul Eater. Many questions were asked the Disney corporation as to why they would buy something good for a change, and after a great amount of pestering, lesser known Disney spokeman "Bob the Spokesman" answered;
"Soul Eater is a great show, that is true. However, the conclusion was hastily planned an executed, and that's what attracted us to buy this certain show. As everyone knows, we love to show the viewers unsatisfying and enraging things. (cough cough, High School Musical). So naturally, the Disney Corporation wanted in!"
Only days after purchasing the anime, Disney announced that the Soul Eater on Ice show will premiere in only two days. When asked how they put together put together the show so quickly, Bob answered;
"Well, we skipped through a few unnecessary steps, such as storyline, character details, music, etc. It's basically going to be a bunch of guys all dressed in cardboard boxes with Zack Efron playing the lead role of Maka."
When asked whether they knew Maka was a girl, Bob answered;
"I like Zack Efron!"
When asked again, he answered;
"I like Zack Efron!"
Well, it seems that Disney is doing to the once great anime Soul Eater what Scientology did to Tom Cruise. We can only hope that this anime can escape the stranglehold of Disney, and escape from the (gay) possibility of actually becoming an ice show. As an anime once said, "Row row, fight the power".

Zack Efron as Maka