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Apr 14, 2014 9:42 PM

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Wait five minutes and it'll jump right out of there.

Waiter, there are purple scales everywhere.
Apr 15, 2014 12:22 AM

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That's because the restaurant is located on top of our dragon of a manager.

Waiter, it's the hash slinging slasher!... and he wants to know if you're hiring.
Apr 15, 2014 6:24 PM

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Yep, we are; we got a manager position available!

Waiter, my cheese isn't melted enough.
May 10, 2014 8:19 PM

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Mixed berry sir with banana creme on top!

Waiter, there is a huge bee in my honey.
May 11, 2014 5:52 PM

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It's called Queen Bee ma'am

Waiter, where is the restroom please?
May 11, 2014 6:07 PM

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Go in this elevator and we will launch you to that planet.

Waiter, there's hair in my salad!
May 11, 2014 6:20 PM

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Thanks, brb in a while xD

I's a new topping

Waiter... just wait a while xD
May 11, 2014 6:32 PM

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May 11, 2014 6:50 PM

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What a relief xD

Waiter, I'm back, there are any desserts? xD
May 11, 2014 7:01 PM

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Yeah, lol no wonder that took awhile.

On the table to your right; all you can eat.

Waiter, I need more salt.
May 11, 2014 7:13 PM

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I made a crossword meanwhile xD

Thanks!

Here you have some

Waiter, can I have the bill please?
May 11, 2014 7:34 PM

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It's right here, but if you could beat our boss in a bowling match, you won't have to pay.

Waiter, I want my fries more crispy.
May 11, 2014 7:49 PM

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I do suck at bowling, good for me xD

Are these cripsty enough ma'am?

Waiter, there is a hair on my bill
Jishimorin-kuMay 11, 2014 9:04 PM
May 11, 2014 7:58 PM

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Yeah, crispy enough!
That's the thunder goddess's hair strand; she was visiting.

Waiter, I would like some jumbo shrimp.
May 13, 2014 5:59 PM
May 15, 2014 5:21 PM

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Yeah, we have the best Italian wine in the basement.

Waiter, there are spikes coming out of my sandwich.
May 25, 2014 9:37 PM

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It's a (WARNING DON'T USE HEADPHONES) Sanic Sandwich

Waiter, there is a glass of water inside my bottle of water
May 25, 2014 11:21 PM

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It's a sign of good luck.

Waiter, I want to go back to my time.
May 26, 2014 5:57 PM

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Your time is now!

Waiter, why my cat is hitting my face with his tail? (spit spit)
May 26, 2014 6:07 PM

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Because he likes your face.

Waiter, why do flies exist?
May 26, 2014 6:30 PM

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Every summer I'm doing myself the same question.

Waiter, I have a bruise in my arm since I went to donate blood, do you have something for that?
May 26, 2014 6:46 PM

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Lightly spray some alcohol, and put a band-aid on it!

Waiter, bring me the strongest wind.
May 26, 2014 10:33 PM

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I'm sorry, we just gave our last one to that group of ducks over there.

Waiter, why are you on fire?
May 27, 2014 4:36 PM

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That's my aura.

Waiter, my spoon keeps breaking in two.
Jun 3, 2014 8:16 PM

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Jun 4, 2014 3:33 PM

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Sweet though I thought you would the spoon as a mirror hurhur

Sure, hey chef this person named Jishimorin says you did a heck of a good job.

Waiter, I forgot to bring money.
Jun 4, 2014 5:29 PM

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Don't worry, I got this one ´・ᴗ・`

Waiter, I can't read the menu because it has this size of font, can you help me?
Jun 4, 2014 6:34 PM

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Here use the restaurant's microscope! Been awhile since I've used one kinda miss it xD

Waiter, I want my soup to be more orange.
Jun 7, 2014 12:39 PM

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Add some of this

Waiter, can I have some macaroons ? I've never tried them
Jun 7, 2014 4:00 PM

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Sure thing, the best ones:


Waiter, catch me a fish.
Jun 14, 2014 7:32 PM

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Here you have it [edit] FIAL

Waiter, catch me a waiter
Jishimorin-kuJun 14, 2014 8:12 PM
Jun 14, 2014 8:07 PM

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Thanks, fish emerald *-*


At your service.

Waiter, get me salty food.
Oct 11, 2014 10:10 PM

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Here ya go.


Waiter, get me something Asian-y.
Oct 12, 2014 11:03 AM

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Wow xD thanks!



Waiter, I want some mineral water.
Dec 19, 2014 6:59 PM

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This enough?

Waitor, I'd like some sushi.
WHAT IS THIS
Dec 19, 2014 8:38 PM

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Yeah xD that's ample.

Here you are, sushi!


Waitor, there is a blooming flower in my lemonade.
Jun 4, 2015 4:01 PM

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That wasn't supposed to be there. Hmm...hold on for a sec, let me see. *takes the flower* it supposed to be behind your ear. There, it looks lovely on you.


Waiter...There is booger on your face.
Hashbrown no signature.
Jun 5, 2015 10:21 AM

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Thank you for the flower :DD

Oh no, sorry monsieur for the unsightly scene just now; you will have a free fly soup on the house.

Waiter, there is a burnt mosquito on my ribs..
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I'm sorry, would you like your mosquito rare?

Waiter, kid from that table just stole my steak! You better cook me another one and make sure it's medium this time, meanwhile can I have a toothpick?
May 21, 2016 6:10 AM

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haha maybe never

Sure! Blah that means you have to pay double.

Buttered flavored toothpicks to the rescue!


Waiter, my fried chicken wings got stuck in the tree branches!
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Mar 2, 2017 1:10 PM

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I WANNA PLAY DIS SO REVIVING IT
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Waiter, my fried chicken wings got stuck in the tree branches!


Now don't be scared fried chicken wings, the firefighters are on their way.

Waiter, I didn't order these golden coins in my curry.

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Mar 5, 2017 10:27 AM

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lol awesome firefighters

I think our Chef Mister Leprachaun dropped a few in there. Why don't you keep them and buy yourself something super nice!

Waiter, my tofu is doing the moonwalk right off my plate!
Mar 6, 2017 5:05 AM

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Yes, the Micheal Jackson Special Tofu is famed for it's moonwalk. Would you like a picture with it?


Waiter, I thought this was a restaurant, but why do you sell chalk?

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Mar 12, 2017 1:57 PM

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Yes please haha I'd like a picture of my tofu.



Oh my at a glance it might look like chalk *takes* a bite. But, it's a pack of our finest thick candy cigarettes! Here have a free sample!

Waiter, my noodles are wrapping itself on my finger and won't let go!
Mar 14, 2017 6:25 PM

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LOL, chalk = the finest thick candy cigarettes x'DD Kinda brings some nostalgic feelings tho x3

Have no worries, that's their way of showing affection.

Waiter, there- Wait, I have a bit of... Ehh waiter, wait, please??

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