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May 12, 2008 8:45 PM
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lulz


May 12, 2008 8:51 PM
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is this enough?
May 12, 2008 9:09 PM
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wat this penguin...

doing here...
May 12, 2008 9:12 PM
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Nozila said:
wat this penguin...

doing here...


these are here in honor of teh great kaiserpingvin XD
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May 13, 2008 12:09 AM
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LoL the emperors back XD
May 13, 2008 12:43 AM
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So how many miles must Kaiser walk to mate?

Anyone watch March of the Kaiserpingvin? I haven't but hear splendiferous things. Pray tell.
"But at my back I always hear,
Time's winged chariot hurrying near,
And yonder all before us lie,
Deserts of vast eternity."
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May 13, 2008 9:36 AM
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God, YES!





Everyone loves them some penguin.

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May 13, 2008 1:41 PM

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/facepalm
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/)penguin facepalm
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Kaisero said:
Penguins (order Sphenisciformes, family Spheniscidae) are a group of aquatic, flightless birds living almost exclusively in the Southern Hemisphere. The number of penguin species is debated. Depending on which authority is followed, penguin biodiversity varies between 17 and 20 living species, all in the subfamily Spheniscinae. Some sources consider the White-flippered Penguin a separate Eudyptula species, while others treat it as a subspecies of the Little Penguin; [1][2] the actual situation seems to be more complicated.[3] Similarly, it is still unclear whether the Royal Penguin is merely a color morph of the Macaroni penguin. Also eligible to be a separate species is the Northern population of Rockhopper penguins.[2] Although all penguin species are native to the southern hemisphere, they are not, contrary to popular belief, found only in cold climates, such as Antarctica. In fact, only a few species of penguin actually live so far south. At least 10[verification needed] species live in the temperate zone: one; the Galápagos Penguin; lives as far north as the Galápagos Islands.

The largest living species is the Emperor Penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri): adults average about 1.1 m (3 ft 7 in) tall and weigh 35 kg (75 lb) or more. The smallest penguin species is the Little Blue Penguin (also known as the Fairy Penguin), which stands around 40 cm tall (16 in) and weighs 1 kg (2.2 lb). Among extant penguins larger penguins inhabit colder regions, while smaller penguins are generally found in temperate or even tropical climates (see also Bergmann's Rule). Some prehistoric species attained enormous sizes, becoming as tall or as heavy as an adult human (see below for more). These were not restricted to Antarctic regions; on the contrary, subantarctic regions harboured high diversity, and at least one giant penguin occurred in a region not quite 2,000 km south of the Equator 35 mya, in a climate decidedly warmer than today.

Most penguins feed on krill, fish, squid, and other forms of sealife caught while swimming underwater. They spend half of their life on land and half in the oceans.

Penguins seem to have no special fear of humans and have approached groups of explorers without hesitation. This is probably on account of there being no land predators in Antarctica or the nearby offshore islands that prey on or attack penguins. Instead, penguins are at risk at sea from predators such as the leopard seal. Typically, penguins do not approach closer than about 3 meters (10 ft) at which point they become nervous. This is also the distance that Antarctic tourists are told to keep from penguins (tourists are not supposed to approach closer than 3 meters, but are not expected to withdraw if the penguins come closer).


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/if $nick eq Kaiserpingvin /goto kaiser
/if $nick eq Chavez /goto chav
/else goto die
/halt
:kaiser
/msg $channel Kaiser is here!
/op $channel Kaiser
/halt
:chav
/msg $channel Chavez is here!
/op $channel Chavez
/halt
:die
/msg $channel Who the fuck are you, uninteresting person!
/kick $channel $nick.
/halt

^ copypaste that into your winbot script under a "when user joins" event. Make sure your winbot is channel OP.
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Kaiserpingvin said:


hah-that's awesome.




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Jul 26, 2008 5:30 AM

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1 Penguin for Kaiser, from Chavez:



PS: The sun was damn bright so it was hard to look in the camera from that direction.
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ZOMG!! Teh CHAVEES!! DX
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