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Nov 19, 2012 12:25 PM
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Choose your race.
First vote decides.
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Goblin, though first vote decides, sigh.
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Nov 19, 2012 3:52 PM
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Goblin no fun human or Orc the funniest besides elf of course
Nov 19, 2012 7:21 PM
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Human it is.

Your tribe is a small band of about 40 humans. Your tribe begins a new day in their homeland:

A) A Lush Forest
B) Flat Plains filled with wild life
C) A thick boggy swampland
D) A mountain filled area
E) Other


Population: 40 (20m 20f)
Tribe Attitude: Healthy, for now.
Technology: ?
Food: ?
Current Religous Views: ?
Current Diplomatic Style: ?
Current Trade Rights: ?
Nov 19, 2012 7:24 PM
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B flat plains filled with wild life
Nov 19, 2012 7:39 PM
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The tribe emerges, quite out of the blue actually, out of a hole in the ground and find themselves in a large open plain that stretches for miles. There are many types of animals prancing about like they own the place...oh how wrong they soon will be. To the west, in about a half days walking distance is a forest and to the north is a giant pile of rocks that towers into the sky. Your people decide to call it a mountain for some odd reason.

What should the tribe do today?
A) Harvest food
B) Hunt for food
C) Reproduce
D) Research agriculture
E) Research warfare
F) Take a nap
E) Other (specify)


Population: 40 (20m 20f)
Tribe Attitude: Healthy, for now.
Technology: ?
Food: ?
Current Religous Views: ?
Current Diplomatic Style: ?
Current Trade Rights: ?
Nov 19, 2012 7:43 PM
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D research agriculture
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E architecture
MikuIzumiNov 19, 2012 8:12 PM
Nov 19, 2012 8:31 PM

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D agriculture. First things first, get some sustainable food coming in.

Can do housing next turn.
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Nov 19, 2012 8:41 PM

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The tribe spends the day hitting the ground with their fists. Eventually one man drags a stick across the ground and gets an idea. He digs into the ground, making a small hole. He keeps working and eventually the rest of the tribe catches on and they create a small farm. However, they have nothing to plant into the soil as of yet. Until the farming man finds a nearby plant and takes its seeds, planting them into the soil.

What was the plant he found?
1) Corn
2) Wheat
3) Potatoes
4) Tomatoes
5) Melon
6) Other (specify)

What is the name of the farming man?

Now what should the tribe do?

A) Hunt for food
B) Reproduce
C) Research architecture
D) Research agriculture more
E) Research warfare
F) Research herbology
G) Other (specify)
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1) Corn is a hardy plant that can be grown in almost any season.

His name is Mikey Green Thumbs

C)
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Mikey Green Thumbs plants the crop (corn)' into the soil. The rest of the tribe is amazed at his ability to think new things but they have no way of thanking him. Poor Mikey.

The sky is growing dark and the tribe grows restless. They have nothing to protect themselves from the cold.

What should Mikey Green Thumbs do today?

1) Research Herbology
2) Research language
3) Research agriculture more
4) Take a nap

Everyone else needs to do shit and not be lazy. What do?

A) Research language
B) Research architecture
C) Research herbology
D) Train more farmers
E) Build shelter (out of what?)
F) Other (specify)



Population: 40 (20m 20f)
Tribe Attitude: Restless
Technology: ?
Food: Corn
Current Religous Views: ?
Current Diplomatic Style: ?
Current Trade Rights: ?
TamoballNov 19, 2012 9:21 PM
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2)

B) Start building shit
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After intense thinking, and a headache, Mikey develops a pattern of grunts and punching things in order to communicate, believing they should stick to their roots (punching things until someone comes up with a better idea). The tribe doesn't seem to like being punched but they catch on quickly and give Mikey a proper beating in response. Mikey suddenly thinks his language isn't such a hot idea and thinks that he might be able to create a better one but maybe he shouldn't bother with it.

A) Bother
B) Don't bother

The rest of the tribe thinks about how to build a shelter when a girl punches that she has an idea. The tribe decides to go for it and they find rocks at the base of the mountain they settled next to and they begin building their rock houses. Due to the imposing night, they only build one shelter large enough to house all of them, using dried branches they find in the plain as a roof. Satisfied, they sleep for the night and come out with minimal losses.
-1 male

What should the girls name be?

What should the tribe do?
A) Mourn
B) Explore (north/south/east/west)
C) Search for food
D) Hunt for food
E) Research Architecture
F) Research Agriculture
G) Research herbology
H) Research warfare
I) Other (specify)



Population: 39 (19m 20f)
Tribe Attitude: Hungry
Technology: ?
Food: Corn
Current Religous Views: ?
Current Diplomatic Style: ?
Current Trade Rights: ?
Nov 19, 2012 9:46 PM

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A)

Rocky Balboa

C)
ipanda13Nov 19, 2012 9:51 PM
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Mikey dislikes this language of punching things and proceeds to punch a nearby deer carcass until he grunts what it sounds like. 'squish' He takes this and tells the tribes people. Once again they are amazed when another member takes this and names everything she can see after what she thinks they sound like. This catches on and sadly the glory goes to the language girl. What is her name?

Mikey doesn't seem to mind much. After all, he's just looking out for the village. He wishes to teach his farming techniques to the entire tribe. Will the tribe allow this?
Y/N?

What should Rocky Balboa do today?
A) Research architecture
B) Find more rocks
C) Research religion
D) Reproduce

The tribe spends their time finding food to eat. They take mostly corn but one of the women finds a strange plant with a dome-like structure on the top. She doesn't know what it is so she punches it and gets the idea to eat it. She does so and after only 2 minutes she wonders why the everything tastes blue. She doesn't even know what blue is but she still wonders! Philosophy is somehow born before she ends up vomiting and dying from a painful death. The tribe won't be eating those anytime soon.
-1 Female

What does the tribe do?
A) Explore (North/south/east/west)
B) Reproduce
C) Gather food
D) Research warfare
E) Research herbology
F) Other (specify)

Population: 38 (19m 19f)
Tribe Attitude: Satisfied, but sad about the recent deaths.
Technology: ?
Food: Corn
Current Religous Views: ?
Current Diplomatic Style: ?
Current Trade Rights: ?
Characters: Mikey Green Thumbs, Rocky Balboa
TamoballNov 19, 2012 10:31 PM
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Her name shall be Namey names a lot
Y
A)
B)
Nov 20, 2012 1:03 AM

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Yes
C)
B)
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Nov 20, 2012 2:29 AM
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A research architecture

Should name her tabitha

B reproduce

Have mikey and rocky Reproduce thogether
Nov 20, 2012 9:25 AM

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Mikey sits everyone down and teaches them how to dig a hole in the ground, NOT punch it, and to take the seeds from the corn and to place them into the dirt, covering it up with the soil they dug up. Then he teaches them to water the plants using river water from the east when he realizes that hands are probably not the best way to transport liquids.

Rocky Balboa has been tasked by the tribe to figure out how to eliminate the drafts in their single building. It takes some time but she eventually has an idea after accidentally spilling water on dirt and discovering mud. Yes, that might do nicely. It takes more time but she manages to use the mud to stick the rocks together and help prevent the cold from leaking in.

Using her new language, Tabitha proposes that the entire tribe take part in an orgy, or "Snu snu" as she calls it, claiming that it might make the corn grow better. The tribe finds this to be a wonderful idea and they quickly take part in it after Mikey is done teaching them. For some reason Mikey wants to get it on with Rocky but she was busy rebuilding their one building. In the end, 8 women are pregnant while everyone else is immensely satisfied.

What should Tabitha do?

What should Mikey do?


The tribe doesn't believe that their lodge will have enough space for more people in the future and request that Rocky teach them how to build their own homes. She agrees and soon the tribe has enough homes, which can fit at least 4 people, for everyone with some room to spare in case they need to expect 18 babies.

Now what?
A) Hunt for food
B) Reproduce
C) Research warfare
D) Research herbology
E) Research architecture
F) Research something else (specify)
G) Other (specify)

Population: 38 (19m 19f)
Tribe Attitude: Sexually satisfied, but a little worried about how long the food supplies will last.
Technology: Mud and stone houses
Food: Corn
Current Religous Views: ?
Current Diplomatic Style: ?
Current Trade Rights: ?
Characters: Mikey Green Thumbs, Rocky Balboa, Tabitha the language lady
TamoballNov 20, 2012 9:35 AM
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Tabith research music

Mikey research herbalism

Tribe should be f research agriculture baby will need more food
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