| I have a lot of things to say about certain anime that tend to get removed so I'll post them as new topics in this club. I'll start with Mirai Nikki. This fucker right here will contain spoilers. This review is not for butthurts, so if you're easily offended do not read. The main character is a gay fucktard that exchanged his own balls for a vagina, yet in the end manages to grow a pair. Even with no nutsack the assbrain is still a bitch magnet thus making the hottest and smartest girl in his class fall in love with him. Turns out she's psycho bitch. I guess I do not need to point out the lack of logic in the plot. The protagonist occasionally talks to this lazy ass god, who is about to die and needs to find a replacement. The lazy fucker doesn't even bother to look for a person who might make a good god, and creates a last man standing game with people who all happen to live in the same town. He gives them diaries in their cellphones that tell the fucking future, and if those cellphones are destroyed the person who owns it dies, which is kind of ironic seeing how people can't live without a phone nowdays. The lazy fuck didn't even think of this idea by himself, he agreed with the dude who designed those phones and also made him one of the participants of the god game, which clearly proves the donkey shit of a god doesn't give a rats ass about making an overpowered character. But since the OP butthead is not the main character he dies. Big fucking surprise. Still don't understand why nobody wrote their diary in a nokia. In the beginning the anime sends out a big fuck you to physics and shows the main character destroy a cellphone with a dart and no, that was not an iphone. Everyone there is mentally retarded, exept for the one kid, and the amount of effort they used to finally kill that kid was just painful to watch, just stab the motherfucker in his sleep instead of trying to get his fucking diary, not to mention how the fuck can a kid this young be able to write and think of a master plan to kill them. But Stewie Griffin there failed because they are the main fucking characters, how fucking surprising. But the most illogical thing about the anime is that the main character didn't fuck the retarded psycho bitch until the very end. I mean she was begging to get the living crap fucked out of her. The bastard does not listen to his penis at all. In the end mister blue balls becomes god and weeps about his dead bitch for 10 000 years due to a disease called bitch-dependency, which occurs if you completely ignore your penis until the last possible moment. There will be more. |
WankyMcCuntfaceMay 3, 2013 9:35 AM
| You best be joking, nigger. |
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