| Granted, but you receive it all in singles. Time to go clubbin'. I wish I had a sail boat to explore the great lakes and play real life wind waker. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but you receive a wooden toy sail boat, about thirteen inches long. (That dream is beautiful, by the way) I wish I owned a château in the French countryside in Aquitaine. |
| Granted, you receive a chateau larger than the palace of Versailles, but you have to live with twenty seven other people; all of them are clinically insane patients from the overpopulated asylums within Southern France. In the future, the population of Southern France has gone over the deep end due to a new foreign illness, and the French parliament has resorted to placing their patients in residents' homes. All of the patients are being kept locked up in the dungeon of your new home, and you'll never receive one decent night's rest due to their constant screaming and moaning. (sounds like the storyline for a horror game). Anyhow, I wish I had a better compound bow so I could practice archery once again. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Hold on, no one steal that. I'll have to turn that into some kind of short story. It's too interesting a concept. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, you get a compound bow, but the god's messed with you and the winds were too strong, your arrow hit one of your loved ones watching you. Right in the eye. Also, yeah that's a very interesting concept I have to agree. I wish I got 100% on all my exams. |
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| Granted, but the only way you knew all the answers was by killing one of your classmates for their study materials. (only at the school of hard knocks) I wish I knew how to ballroom dance so I can dance at my sister's wedding. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but you are surprised to learn that the samba- which is a form of ballroom dance- is not particularly elegant, nor appropriate for weddings (or much outside of risqué festivals) and thus embarrass yourself. I wish my house was made of sugar, so I could it it, because yum. |
| Granted, but on an extremely hot day your house begins to turn a soft, brownish color, for it has begun to caramelize and thus melt. You find yourself encased in a large pile of caramel, and then you asphyxiate. (That reminds me of the guy with the chocolate palace in Charlie and the Chocolate factory). I wish I had a better camera so I could photograph the sunsets in Canada. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but your luck has betrayed you for the clouds cover the sun every time you try get a photograph. I wish I won $1000000 from the lottery. |
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| Cool story, income tax has risen to 99.99%. You only get $100. I wish I could walk through walls. Saves much more time walking, lazy guys will understand. |
| Yes! Granted, but while walking straight through a wall one day, you fall in the crevice between the two walls, and you are then stuck there. I wish I had an unlimited credits fro every arcade game I ever played. (That would be useful if there even were arcades... anywhere) |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| granted but arcade machines no longer exist i wish i didn't have sleeping problems ( its 8AM here been awake for like 22 hours >.> ) |
| Granted, but you develop an eating disorder and you can't stop eating nutella. I wish Karote would login already, I wanna sleep T_T |
| Granted, even better than logging in, he shows up at your front door in the dead of night. You let him in, and he proceeds to raid your kitchen of all the food within it. He then disappears in a puff of smoke, and then you realize that you reeeeeaaaallllyy need to go to sleep. I wish I was a lot better at fishing. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
Granted, but you become so good, a jealous fisherman throws you into a shark tank.*is watching Jaws*  I wish hollywood made better horror movies. |
| Yes, I love Jaws, Spielberg made that when he was only twenty-five. In fact, that was his very first movie. Anyhow, Granted, tell me have you ever seen a movie called Halloween? The original 1970s version is one of the scariest movies ever made. Also, I watched Aliens the other day, and that was pretty horrifying. I wish they would make a second season of attack on titian. More than anything, I just want everything explained for once. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but the plot only thickens, and nothing is explained. I have actually, I'm an avid horror fan.=3 I developed immunity to them @ the age of 5 when I 1st saw a horror movie. I wish I had more tea. |
| Granted, but all you get is dark earl grey, and your teeth eventually become black because that's the only drink you have. I wish that people would respect formalities more often, especially at parties. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
grave_robber said: Granted, but you become so good, a jealous fisherman throws you into a shark tank.*is watching Jaws* I wish hollywood made better horror movies. I'm watching it too! On Spike, right? Anyway, granted, except formalities is interpreted as parliamentary procedure, and you are unable to agree on anything without going through a 30 minute long vote. |
| Lol, what's your wish Smurph? |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Oh, right! Sticking to the jaws theme, I wish I had razor sharp regenerative shark teeth. |
| Granted, but you proceed to cut your loved ones whenever you kiss them. I wish my game would go faster. But c'est la vie. Or, people might be more familiar with the term Shou ga nai. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Some of us are familiar with both languages. :P Granted, but the game is over in a measly four posts, and ceases to be amusing. (I wish it would go faster too.....) I wish my corgi wouldn't make such a derpy tongue-lol face all the time. |
| Granted but your corgy will smile like the troll meme I wish for happiness |
| I sense troll. Someone else can do this one. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but happiness is soon followed by tragedy for you. I wish I didn't have CTS. Yep smurph, it was on spike. I've been watching since 3 or 4 PM. |
| Granted, but while taking advantage of this and doing extra things with your hands, you instead break your fingers. I wish the used manga I want was easier to find. |
| Granted, but it's always gone before you get to it. Elusive manga, you must join forces with a super otaku. I wish I could see my friend right now. |
| Granted, but your friend has forgotten about you completely and walk pasts you without a care in the world. I wish I could compress sleep. So like have 6 hours of sleep in 3 hours. |
| Granted, but you in order to do so you are induced in a hypnotic state from which you find yourself unable to leave. Thusly, you become your hypnotists servant for life without even your conscious awareness of this fact. I wish I could keep my pet goldfish alive... |
| Granted but you die instead. I wish chocolate was the healthiest stuff on Earth |
| Granted, but you develop allergic reactions towards chocolate. I wish the world is a better place for everyone. |
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| Granted, but the world becomes such a great place for everyone that no one is happy with it anymore. I wish more of my friends were fit enough to run Cross-Country with me. They are super laze. I had the best 1st day of preseason practice ever! |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but there is a penalty for doing cross country: £1000 per 5 meters. Only applicable if you run with the intention to run a cross-county. I wish my wishes came true without someone corrupting them. |
| Not going to corrupt it since it cant be granted. I wish somebody could make me an profile picture ;o |
~I am just one sadist who supports friends~  |
| Granted but it's engraved into stone. Don't know how you'll go uploading that... I wish the ink in my pens never run out. |
| Granted, but one day your pen explodes, and it's just an endless stream of ink staining everything around it. I wish my friend would stop forgetting his ipod everywhere he goes. He keeps leaving it at school, or putting it in my backpack to hold etc. It's become a real problem. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Granted, but he only forgets it in your backpack now. I wish I could multitask without losing efficiency. |
| Granted, but in order to do so you are forced to grow extra arms which, aside from being painful, make you look like the reincarnation of a fictitious beast and cause all kids who see you to cry hysterically. I wish I was a morning person. (I'm such a zombie in the morning...) |
| Granted, but you completely shut off @ 7 PM as a result. I wish I could ride a bicycle for more than 30 seconds. |
| Granted, but you can only do so by remaining on your lowest gear, making climbing hills nearly impossible and riding mostly impractical. I wish wallpaper didn't look so tacky. |
| Granted, but as a result, it becomes insanely expensive and only a select few can afford it. I wish Smurphinator would always be here to play with me. |
| Granted, but then I rudely step in to corrupt your wish. Hehehe I wish everyone was online when you wanted them to be. |
| "If you look for a ghost, you'll find one." |
| Lucian, you meddler! Granted, but due to the overflow of users, MAL has to shut down, and then nobody is online at all. :( I wish college was shorter. |
| Granted but the fees are higher and student loans are cancelled. Also, professors are evil aliens. I wish I wasn't so tired right now. |
| Gah, not aliens.... Granted, but in order to stay awake and perky, you have to wear dozens of the "caffeine patches" from Meet the Robinsons, and you end up super hyper and scary instead. I wish American public school were all required to have pools like in Japan. |
| I'm scary enough as it is, I don't need to be caffeine patch scary too =/ Granted, but everyone in your school gets a weird fungal infection on their feet. |
| Granted, but no one can see or hear you. I wish I had more friends who share my interest Irl |
| Granted, but they do activities related to your common interests without you all the time. I wish I didn't have to go now. |
| Granted, but you are NEVER AGAIN ABLE TO LEAVE, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... Anyways. I wish there was a legal way to stream the Berserk anime. |
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