| So.... as the club will officially be a year old on the 28th of July (as will Hanyou-chan's membership!), this month's competition will be special! This month will be a story writing one! A cute story! Rules: you may work with other members if they agree to it. You may use characters from animes, or you can just simply make it up yourself. No plagerism. No pornographic content. And that's about it! It's ends on the 28th! Good Luck! |
| Only time will tell if my obssession will rot my brain. Until then..... LET'S PARTY! |
| I wrote this a while back. :) I was reallllly bored. Yay to parentheses. Once upon a time, there was this noodle. And then there was this tomato. They met, they loved, they overcame their differences... They got married. They obviously had a hard time having sex. But then, their baby was born! It was Spice! Spice, Noodle, and Tomato decided to eat at a restaurant for the very first time. People stared as they walked in, strutting their stuff. As they sat down to eat, the waiter mischievously told the chef that three new ingredients have just walked in. The Chef was overjoyed! At last a new kind of food! What a super duper occasion! He walked up to the family and told them, they had a special kind of seating for them. They went, as they thought that as newbies to the restaurant world, this is normal. The chef brought them to a private room. When Noodle needed to go to the bathroom, the chef directed him to the bathroom. In the bathroom, when Noodle was sitting down, the toilet turned into boiling water, then tilted. Noodle went in the toilet. And he got boiled. Tomato was kind of anxious because her husband hasn't come out of the bathroom. She went to check. (UNISEX bathroom) She was horrified when she looked inside. The Chef was standing over the toilet holding the screaming noodle and as she was occupied with watching her husband crying hysterically, a waiter (the waiter from before) pushed her into her bathroom. Then the Chef sliced her, diced her, and smushed her until he was satisfied with the thickness of the sauce. The waiter brought in baby Spice (spice girls?) and sliced him up and dropped his remains into his mother. The chef and waiter waited for more noodles to come in, and when they have, they always put them in with Noodle, in the boiling toilet. When they were satisfied, they added Tomato and her baby into the boiling toilet and tasted. They had made a great tasting product... SPAGHETTI! And that's how that led the extinction of living noodles, tomatoes, and spices. By mass murder, and boiling toilets. |
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