| Every time i'm answered by an automated tech support, caws in Alpine Meadows get depressed |
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| Every time caws in Alpine Meadows get depressed, I get confused what caws mean in this context. |
  cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I get confused what caws mean in this context, the crows find me. |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
| Every time the crows find me, they force me to write cow 100 times to never again misspell it as caw |
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| Every time the crows force me to write cow 100 times to never again misspell it as caw, my pencil breaks and I'm forced to write in crayon |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time my pencil breaks and I'm forced to write in crayon, I inexplicably start to write mysterious formulas! |
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| Every time I inexplicably start to write mysterious formulas, I write a journal article about the mysterious formulas. |
| Every time I write a journal article about the mysterious formulas, I doze off and wake up in another world. |
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| Every time I doze off and wake up in another world, I get really annoyed because my life is just another generic isekai now. |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
| Every time I get really annoyed because my life is just another generic isekai now, I decide to try my luck and go through an interdimensional portal in hopes I get back home. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I decide to try my luck and go through an interdimensional portal in hopes I get back home, I end up in the president's closet. |
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| Every time I end up in the president's closet, I startle the naked secretaries. |
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| Every time I startle the naked secretaries, I file a lawsuit to the state Supreme Court. |
| Every time I file a lawsuit to the state Supreme Court, I ask my dog to be my lawyer |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I ask my dog to be my lawyer, my dog refuses by barking with a Scottish accent. |
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| every time my dog refuses to be my lawyer, prison inmates start to hastily hide their belongings |
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| Every time prison inmates start to hastily hide their belongings, I wonder if I should hiding too! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I wonder if I should be hiding, I remember I’m a Pretty Cure and I can defeat any villain! |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Every time I remember I’m a Pretty Cure and I can defeat any villain, Yumiella the Level 99 Villainess shows up. |
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| Everytime Yumiella the Level 99 Villainess shows up, it turns out this is the annual Congress of Villainesses and I have make drinks and serve snacks |
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| Every time it turns out this is the annual Congress of Villainesses and I have make drinks and serve snacks, I get to put on a swanky bellhop uniform! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I get to put on a swanky bellhop uniform, I am asked to carry luggage weighing a ton over to a guest's hotel room. |
| every time I'm asked to carry a baggage weighing a ton over to a guest's hotel room, i dump it all in a ditch instead |
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| Every time I dump it all in a ditch instead, Mother Nature floods me and leaves me in the middle of a wasteland. |
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| Every time Mother Nature floods me and leaves me in the middle of a wasteland, I seek higher ground. |
| Every time I seek higher ground I start craving icecream |
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| Every time I start craving ice cream, I look for my nearest ice cream parlor!! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time i look for my nearest ice cream parlor, it goes into hiding! |
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| Every time it goes into hiding, I pop up behind it out of nowhere to cause a jumpscare. |
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| every time i pop up behind it out of nowhere to cause a jump scare, the scared seller accidentally gulps down all the ice cream in the parlor |
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| Every time the scared seller accidentally gulps down all the ice cream in the parlor, they get a bad cough for a whole week. |
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| Every time the scared seller gets a bad cough for a whole week, I seek ice cream from someone healthy. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I seek ice cream from someone healthy, they get cursed with eternal sickness. |
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| Every time they get cursed with eternal sickness, that sickness is the famous "being super awesome and cool" condition! |
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| Every time that sickness is the famous "being super awesome and cool" condition, I give a go at getting infected. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I give a go at getting infected, a Zombie apocalypse happens. |
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| every time zombie apocalypse happens, midterms get cancelled! yay |
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| Every time midterms get cancelled (yay), it comes back with a vengeance! |
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| every time it comes back with a vengeance, anime streaming servers crash |
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| Every time anime streaming servers crash, the Straw Hat Pirates come to the rescue! |
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| Every time Straw Hat Pirates come to the rescue, pride is getting to my head and I tell them I'll be fine on my own |
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| Every time pride is getting to my head and I tell them I'll be fine on my own, they take all the snacks and leave. |
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| Every time they take all the snacks and leave, my neighbors invite me for a hot pot. |
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| Everytime my neighbors invite me for a hot pot, they grin ear to ear and make a "hee hee hee hee!" noise. |
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| Every time my neighbors grin ear to ear and make a "hee hee hee hee!" noise, I put my hands over their mouths to stop them from laughing. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I put my hands over their mouths to stop them from laughing, the bad breath congests and bursts out of the nose. |
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| Every time the bad breath congests and bursts out of the nose, I go out and eat as many breath mints as I can find. |
| Every time I go out and eat as many breath mints as I can find, a climate change occurs in my stomach.. |
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| every time a climate change occurs in my stomach i try to socialize with penguins |
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| Every time I try to socialize with penguins, I have to crank my AC up to max in order to be a good host! |
| cryptic and Squab |
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