| Fortunately, being able to do elite-level splits are more attractive than having an interesting personality. |
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| Unfortunately they often do those elite splits while simultaneously jumping in the vicinity of passers-by which results in karate-like kicks and all |
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| Fortunately, the masochist community are now considering them idols. |
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| Unfortunately this infuriated actual idols |
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| Fortunately, I became a very popular bored idol. |
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| Unfortunately, your audience becomes bored of you, too. |
  cryptic and Squab |
| Fortunately, the audience forgets about how bored they were of you as the next performer brings down the house. |
| Unfortunately, the next performer brought the house way down the mountain, so you now have to go down on foot to recover your stuff on your locker. |
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| Fortunately, you hitched a ride on that tumbling house, so you got to the base of the mountain in record time! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Unfortunately, you get a ticket for speeding. |
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| Fortunately, that speeding ticket was a fake as the officer who wrote it was recently fired from his job. |
| Another game BUMP Unfortunately, that fired officer is somebody who hates you so much that he will do anything to make you pay the fine. |
| Fortunately his idea of "do anything" includes sending greeting cards and nice gifts to you |
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| Unfortunately, those greeting cards and nice gifts are all stolen property. |
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