| Chocolate and the marshmallows are there too. Chocolate says, "Don't look at me, I've never seen this oval door before." Suddenly the door opens and what lies in there is a candy wonderland. A man in a coat and top hat comes to greet you. "Hello, I'm Willy Wonka, it's a pleasure to meet you all." |
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| The marshmallows hid behind you; they had a scared look. You found this self proclaimed "Willy Wonka" was somewhat absurd.. before you could say something, chocolate followed the guy through the door. "You coming or what?" Willy Wonka asked you and the marshmallows while salivating. You felt your legs moving on their own, and well.. the marshmallows got attached to you, so they had no choice in the matter. Everyone went inside. |
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| The doors shut behind you as you enter. You're amazed by the candy wonderland. Mr. Wonka starts to sing as you, chocolate, and the marshmallows stuck to you look around. "Come with me, and you'll see..." You know the rest. You then come across a weird looking candy. You reach to grab it when a short orange man slaps your hand and shakes his head. |
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| The orange man then ran toward the chocolate taking a bite. The chocolate howled in pain, and screamed, "Aw, hells no! It's on now!" The chocolate and the short orange man (or was it even a man?) began to wrestle each other. The chocolate lost a kidney, but he was the victor in the end. Willy Wonka seemed kinda agitated, since he lost the bet, he gave you(plus the marshmallows) shekels. |
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| You wondered if Wonka was Hebrew but did not care enough to ask. You were more concerned about chocolate and his condition. "Don't worry" he said. "I'll be fine!" And with that chocolate dove into the chocolate river. When he got out, he was perfectly fine... even looking a little stronger than before if I might add. Then Mr. Wonka, gesturing you to his boat, said aloud, "Come along now, we have a schedule to keep!" |
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| Everyone went in the boat. As you looked around, all the cinnamon clocks on the walls seem to stop moving. And suddenly a herd of sugar dust fairies flew passed by the boat, except for one poor little one; it fell on your lap. "What is happening?!" Willy Wonka asked in astonishment while standing on the boat. Slowly the boat rises up through the roof of the building and into the warm clouds. |
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| The dust fairy clinged to you as the boat reached new heights. "Good thing I planned for this." exclaims Wonka. As the boat starts to leave the Earth's atmosphere, it transforms into space shuttle. There is now zero gravity and everyone starts to float around. |
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| You felt space sick, and you were about to puke. Willy Wonka said," Not here you have to do it outside." "But, that's completely suicidal." You exclaimed. The dust fairy spoke with its hands, and strangely you understood. It helped your breathing when you exited the shuttle. After you vomited your whole heart out, you noticed a large asteroid coming. |
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| You started to panic; however, the dust fairy remained calm moved her arms in a magic fashion. In the blink of an eye you began to feel a surge of energy from inside you. With ease, you pushed the asteroid in the other direction... unfortunately straight into the path of a star craft carrier near by. "Oops" you said. The star ship was destroyed and instantly 9 other star ships came out of hyperspace, all with their canons aimed towards you. |
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| Willy Wonka looks outside, and he knocks on the window to get your attention. You turn around.. he mouths the words;" we decided to take a vacation on jupiter for a few weeks see ya back to earth." The shuttle leaves without you. The dust fairy then, teleports you into one of the 9 star ships. |
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| fairy dig in garbage found bazooka wit one bullet blast da walls u walk fairy walk lik a boss |
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| You walk like a boss so much, you don't realize that you are completely surrounded by Gargoyle soldiers all ready to gobble you up. The youngest among them stops everyone from advancing aggressively. He motions you to step forward, and state your purpose. You blabbed something wrong... they then threw you in a cell. |
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| The leader Gargoyle comes to visit you in your cell. "You thought you could destroy one of our ships and waltz right in did ya?" he exclaims, "Well I ha... What is that awful smell?!" Soon after you are escorted by three Gargoyle soldiers to a bath house. It seems you are to be cleaned up for an "event" later this evening. |
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| You took a look at the water; it's so greasy, and dark...can't even see your reflection. The fairy jumps in the water before you, and it started to grow fur. It fainted. Gasp! You know for sure you are not going to touch that. You tell the Gargoyle that you need some privacy, because you look more hideous than them in the nude. They agreed, and went out. You heard some scrubbing aha there is still one civilian Gargoyle left. With a sneak attack by your fairy's glue gun, it was completely knocked out... you stole its clothing. |
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| Right after you exit the bath house, one of the guards confronts you. "How is the prisoner?" "Oh I'm doing fin-- err how's the weather?" "You sure are acting funny today..." The guard gets a little closer to inspect you. At that moment the furry little dust fairy comes out of your chest pocket and squirts lemon juice in the Gargoyle's eyes. You make a run down the hall. |
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| You ran into the nearest room, and hid behind the curtain. |
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| After a couple minutes, you feel it's safe to come out. The room you happened to run into is actually the Gargoyle leader's sleeping chamber and it appears that he is taking a nap at this very moment. |
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| Your furry fairy flies passed him causing the Gargoyle leader to sneeze. He looks at you, and said, "Oh it's just you Dorf." You nervously replied, "Ya." Then, he went back to sleep. You slipped out of the room, the children Dorf playing see you, and yell to guards- they started coming after you. The furry fairy points at the chubbiest Gargoyle kid; you said," Hey kid you are my hostage yeah." The kid said, "Ok" You scream, "You gargoyles better send me back to earth or the chubby one gets it." You swing your arms in the air like a mad man. You hear a female Gargoyle shrills in the background, "Oh my baby." |
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| One of the guards replies, "Alright pal, just take it easy." A tense silence fills the room; however, it is interrupted by the hallway wall exploding right next you. The guards and the chubby Gargoyle kid are sucked into space. Beyond the rubble you can see Mr. Wonka's shuttle that has returned from Jupiter, and with him a candy armada. |
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| You sighed a big relief, "Thank goodness, you're here." Willy Wonka laughs. The space ship lent out a mechanical hand, you were about to step aboard, but then something smacked you down. You looked behind you, and it was the leader of the Gargoyles. "You----- ain't going nowhere.." he growled. He brought his trusty walking log impaling the ground. The chubby Gargoyle kid's mother grabs a magnum,"For my baby- before she could finish her sentence.. the candy armada released mint bombs.. |
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| The mint bombs quickly dismissed the mother from the area, blasting her along with rubble from the ship. The leader evaded the mint bombs and grabbed you by the neck. He swung you around a couple time and flung you straight towards the moon. After your plummet, with your eyes half open, you could see the leader walking straight towards you for more. |
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| The furry fairy caused your hand to swollen up.. while the leader was too busy lunging in for an attacker; you hit him right in the kisser which sent him flying passing a nearby space taxi. You were completely exhausted, and decided to go into that vehicle. The driver had ferocious breathing dreadlocks. He asked, "Where to?" You answered,"Anywhere, but here." |
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| The taxi immediately blasts off into hyperspeed. "So how's the family?" the driver asks. After an awkward silence, you press the button that rolls up the window between the you and driver. He seems disappointed but you're too exhausted to care. You then decide to close your eyes for a little nap. |
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| You and the fairy were awaken, by the taxi man. "Alright, we are here at Turtle Rock. Both of you got out of the cab looked happily. "Hey, wait I ain't driving you for free; be fair pay up now." You checked your wallet, and only found a gum drop. The taxi man was not pleased until the fairy checked its wallet, and pulled a Roman Gold coin. He then left. For the first time ever, you felt truly while stretching your arm towards the sun. Suddenly, you get bumped into by someone, and you fall to the ground. You hear...--- Thief! Thief! |
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| It was a tiger with red masking tape on its forehead. The tiger seemed familiar somehow but the way you were knocked down was unforgivable. The tiger shouted "Haha, the purse is mine fo-" The furry fairy teleported you in front of the tiger and without much effort it fell before you. Your angry face was unsettling to the tiger. With the help of the fairy, you become a super saiyan and obliterate the tiger... and the purse. A young woman catches up to you. "Look what you've done! You've gone and destroyed my purse!" |
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| "haha nice going fairy" You guys do your victory handshake. You shrugged, "Well, missy what's done is done.. can't do nothing about it." Fairy does the hand sign repeating "Nothing about it." "Oh why you" She pouts. She dials her cell-phone, "Hello, Daddy (sweet voice) there's this person who refused to pay me back for destroying my purse." Her father answers," What destroyed?! (roared) The purse I bought for you on your birthday?" She answers, "Yes, daddy." (winking at you and the fairy) He then yells loud enough that you could here through the telephone, "You will repent for your sins!" 12 cruisers magically appeared before you, and the fairy.. and they don't look too happy. |
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| A small ship from the cruiser makes it way towards your location. It lands in front you, releases it hatch and out comes two guards dressed in fancy robes. Behind them a huge man like you would not believe with long red cape in addition to the robes. The guards make for him to exit the ship. "Daddy!" The young woman rejoices as she hugs the huge man. "Is this the little sinner?!" he shouts with an overprotective voice. "Yep!" you reply with a smug look on your face. |
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| The fairy sticks out its tongue. The young woman's dad seemed to admire it. He chuckled, and said, "A funny fella ain't cha haha" He messes the fairy's furry head. He completely ignores you, and turns to his daughter, he places a hand on her shoulder,"Honey bunch of oats, it's just a fairy, it doesn't mean any harm, I can buy you a new one tomorrow." She softly said, "Ok." Then, he finally noticed the smug on your face. He took one swung at you. You awake at the hospital. |
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| You wake up to a frog faced old man of a doctor typing up some documents. He notices you waking up. "Oh so you're finally awake. Thought you would be out for at least three more days. Guess you're pretty resilient." You then notice you have bandages all over you're body but remember only being punched in the face. "Hey, what's up doc? Where these bandages come from, huh?" |
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| The doctor replied,"I took a little bit of this, and that so your face would heal faster." Before you could say anything more, four serpent shaped nurses came through the door; they strapped you up on the hosp transporter. They pressed one button, and the machine went on its own to room 479. From the outside, you could hear horrendous drilling sounds, and cackling of electrical wires. You whisper to yourself.. that you have to get out of here. Suddenly you look down on the ground, what appeared to be your fairy, but it had a mean look, and it held two sharp blades. |
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| With a face that could kill, the fairy held the blades to your neck. She readied her arms to swing, but before she could deliver a blow, a hoard of dust fairies (possibly the same ones from Wonka's factory) burst through the wall and down the hall. The mad fairy and scientists alike are helplessly swept away as well as you... still strapped to the hosp transporter. |
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| You tried to wiggle yourself out, but to no avail. Suddenly, the tiles from the floor felt like they were moving on their own. One tile got pushed out, a nurse with thick blonde hair comes out from the ground. She smiles at you, and said,"Oh hi there." She then starts to push your transporter to a room with the door marked with a skull. |
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| It looks like there was no escaping your trip to that room. After you are brought in, the door immediately closes and all that's left is darkness. The nurse clumsily looked for a light switch as she knocked down a few things and even tripped once. "Ah, I can finally see again. Now let's see... Hmm which tool was the biribiri one again? I should probably just wait for... Oh well." Looking like she did not know what she was doing, she began the operation. |
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| You decided to bedazzle her by complimenting her classy shoes, and biceps. She gets flustered, drops all her tools on your transporter. One of her surgery knives fell and hit the floor button marked smiley face. The transporter starts to shake vigorously. |
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| The nurse, still flustered, does not even realize the shaking. You start seeing two, no, three of everything as you start to get a bad feeling in your gut. The door opens and in walks a tall man with glasses and a ponytail, wearing a lab coat as well as carrying a newspaper and a cup of Joe. "I hope you didn't start withou-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He presses the button to stop the shaking and then proceeds to hit the back of the nurse's head with his newspaper. |
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| The nurse with bubbly tears in her eyes look at you. Then, everyone hears a thud on door, and really heavy breathing. In coming, it appears to be your fairy with twin blades somehow it escaped the dust fairy's sweep. The tall man in the lab coat flipped his ponytail while glaring at the fairy tried to squat it like a fly with the newspaper. Running past the fight, the nurse speaks to you in a faint voice, "Let's run away together." Your eyes widened in confusion; the transporter straps start coming lose. The lab guy turns to her and yelled,"What are you do--ing? You and the nurse leaped out the window. |
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| You leapt without hesitation only to realize a few seconds later that jumping from the 42nd floor is practically suicide. You look over to the nurse who is just smiling at you (probably still bedazzled by your compliments), but to your disbelief she hugs you. She then sprouts a pair of angelic wings and the two of you fly off. As you look back toward the building you can see your fairy giving chase and right on your tail. |
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| The fairy jumps on, and grabs a hold of the girl's angelic wings. It tries to slice you while you keep dodging it, out of the corner of your eye.. you see another girl with wings, but she has a darker personality, and under the command of a loudmouth she laughs evilly and charges toward you. |
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| The girl forms a light spear and impales the fairy, ending its pursuit as well as its life. She then forms a light chain and ropes you and the angel nurse. The nurse tries her hardest to keep flying forward but alas the new demonic girl's strength is overwhelming as she reels the two of you closer to her. |
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| Both of you try to flee.. trying to get as far away from the demon of a girl. On her forehead, you see the words pull my ponytail. As she reels you closer, you yanked her ponytail, and voila that was her off switch. All of you begin to tumble down. |
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| The angel nurse tries to keep you afloat but, with the three of you bound by the chains, the weight is too much for even her biceps. With a boom, the demonic girl crashes first into a rural field just outside the city. She cushions your fall as she takes most of the impact. However, despite the crash, she looks relatively unscathed and you begin to wonder just what she's made of. |
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| The evil girl grins at you while digging her claws into the ground. You didn't want to stick around so you pulled the angel nurse with the fairy on the wagon and pushed it. A big mammoth blocks your path it demands you to take out the alien ticks on its back. |
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| The mammoth picked up the wagon with the unconscious angel nurse and fairy with it's trunk; keeping them hostage until you removed the alien ticks. You did not want to waste much time so you yelled out for the leader of the ticks to show themself. To your surprise, a wave of ticks leapt from the mammoths fur into the air ready to crush you. |
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| The neighboring cat saw that you were in trouble, so it pew pew at the ticks. One by one they fell... but wait, there's more! Behind the mammoth's ear, there lie a tick majesty ready to strut its stuff. The cat throws you an AK something, and told you to watch its back. You hear shots fired, but the cat was the one on the ground, it tells you to remember it. Its paw makes a mark on your hand... it starts to glow. |
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| You grief over the loss of your new cat friend, but the king tick draws closer to you, smirking along the way. The glow coming from your hand starts to dissipate, it appears that you have summoned a bug zapper. The king is ecstatic as he zooms towards his death. *ZAP* In the commotion, the fairy begins to regain consciousness as she stares at the bug zapper. |
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| The fairy chases after the bug zapper, and starts zapping caterpillars. The mammoth laughs loudly in a pleased manner he rewards you with ten scones. You gladly accepted it without a second thought, you smiled at the angel nurse. She on the other hand looked troubled. She said, " Thank you, you have been so brave and kind to me. But, I cannot go with you any further for this town is all I know." She shyly looks down on the ground. "Please do take this" From her hand to yours, you have received a new C4 device. You thanked her, and picked up the little fairy who was busy zapping bugs. You then hear a sparrow's shriek, a letter of challenge dropped down at your feet. |
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| Upon picking up the letter, you notice Mr. Wonka's "Ww" insignia seal. The content of the letter reads: Heya! A friend of a friend of a friend of a foe of a friend of a complete stranger is holding a go-kart grand prix on Whaletail Island next week and well... be there or be square. Your pal Wonka ;p As if you were in some RPG, you put your scones, C4 device, and letter in your bag. The fairy is reluctant to give up the bug zapper; however, she accompanies you as you set off for Whaletail Island. |
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| You started walking until you realize you don't even know where Whaletail Island is. The little fairy pokes its head out of your bag. It motions its fingers as before, and a light spark of magic appears. You assumed that the glow thingy was the new GPS system, so you maniacally run after it. While running, you almost got hit by a carriage, and you fell flat. |
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| A short old man wearing an old western hat driving the carriage calms his startled horse and then puts his attention towards you. "Woah there Betsy. Hey you okay there fella?" The old man makes his way off the carriage; because of his height, his legs dangle before he gets all the way off. On a second glance, you see that his hat says "3rd Annual Whaletail Island Grand Prix Champion". |
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| You answered, "I'm all right mister, but can you tell me where I could find this Whaletail tournament? I need to face against a Wonka." The fairy looks curiously at the horse. The old man said "Oh that place, well I do know; let me show you. I mean look at this extraordinary hat, you should know a winner when you see one." He whistles for his second horse Mary. He laughs, "Don't want you to walk all the way there." Okay settle up and I'll lead the way. |
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