[GAME]Continue the Story

Hawksman said:
Continue the Story Game - Each player comes up with the next line of a continuing story. Each line can only be 3 words in length.

I was walking...in the parc...when i suddenly...Slipped and fell...in a ditch and was covered in mud and but then realised there was someone standing behind me...who looked like an evil monkey who was about the size of my grandma's big Doberman dog and he tried to destroy the world because he lost his Pony and dolphin which were his best friends that were always by his side supporting him and watching over him but then suddenly they dropped down a glass of chocolate milk which was expired. and smelled like rotten pig who died 9 months ago and slept away through the storm that destroyed half the town which ended up...being full of evil so others tried...burning a house...with a zippo...but failed...so they tried...to freeze it with an icecube but...that failed too. So then they attempted
to eat a pizza without using their nose and they didn't use their hands either. but they choked...Luckily he appeared the chosen one, with yellow eyes and long orange hair he was really short so he couldn't reach the choking people so he ...quickly looked for a pizza which was easy to swallow but then the pizza was actually poisoned and they fell asleep which led to the birth of a bunny that hop into the...hands of a

I was walking in the park when i suddenly slipped and fell in a ditch and was covered in mud and but then realized there was someone standing behind me who looked like an evil monkey who was about the size of my grandma's big doberman dog and he tried to destroy the world because he lost his pony and dolphin which were his best friends that were always by his side supporting him and watching over him but then suddenly they dropped down a glass of chocolate milk which was expired and smelled like rotten pig who died 9 months ago and slept away through the storm that destroyed half the town which ended up being full of evil so others tried burning a house with a zippo but failed so they tried to freeze it with an icecube but that failed too. So then they attempted to eat a pizza without using their nose and they didn't use their hands either but they choked. Luckily he appeared, the chosen one, with yellow eyes and long orange hair. He was really short so he couldn't reach the choking people so he quickly looked for a pizza which was easy to swallow but then the pizza was actually poisoned and they fell asleep which led to the birth of a bunny that hop into the hands of a giant evil titan destroyed the house destroyed the house of Eren Jaegar trained for revenge for 2 years after the war which was only driving him crazy so he then went to a bar in China where he became a butterfly, then...