Greetings fellow Shampoo Lovers, hailing you all from China where the bust is adequate, the legs fabulous and the waistline of divine Chinese dress is something to look at!
But alas, where art thou my Shampoo!
In all my extreme bissyness there is no time to tend to the cafe, my affections are wanting and I wish to seek out loyal and trustworthy (and busty where appropriate) waitresses to deliver the Number 1. Noodles of the Universe!
And hot chestnuts. *cough* Ranma can take care of that one way street.
Please apply here with a appropriate and in-keeping with the mood COVER LETTER, followed by an extremely long RESUME as an attachment, if you can find some method of attachment.
So maybe just the cover letter.
Suitable roles include BANNER MAKING. P.S. does not include banning members
And probably no other roles.
Duōxiè! Wǒ qídài nǐ de huíyīng! Looking forward to your response! |