| Every weeaboo has a one thing to blame when it comes to their anime addiction, one thing that started it all. That thing that made you fall for the devils cartoon (anime). The anime that started your addiction it may have been the first you saw, maybe the one your weeaboo friend forced you to watch. That one anime to take the blame for your problem. Share it with us and pray for no one else to fall for the devils cartoon. |
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| As a kid, all my friends *sniffle* t-they told me to watch Pokemon, so I told them that shit was gay, they told me to watch Yu-Gi-Oh!, and Dragon Ball-Z. I kept telling them to shut up, and that anime sucks. But one day I slept over at my friends house, and he was watching Digimon, I sat next to him, and saw it and thought it was cool :'( Ever since that day I've been addicted to this evil. Coffee_Hentai, please show us the road to salvation. Away from this evil Japanese media. God help us all. |
| Your honesty will cleanse you one day. But now we all have to focus on saving others and advertising the club to alert people about the dark future earth will experience in the future. |
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| Your worlds will give us all power to stop the japanese culture. Thank you. |
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| My father introduced me to the tru essence of sin at the age of 5. i soon became addicted watching 20 series at a time. i would cry myself to sleep due to the guilt. it stung. i have been weening myself off of the devils creation since i passed out due to binge watching the entire shugo chara series. i havent talked to my father since... |
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| That must have been horrible, That is child abuse. If you need to talk you can always join our discord. |
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| death note. i'm p sure it condemned me and my name will be in an anime note forever. fate is a sarcastic bastard. i want to fight it... i'm not finished yet... |
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| You are a brave warrior who fight the misatkes you've once made. Keep the fight on till it's done and the common anime consumption that Death Note has casued! |
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| I never watched Bleach, Naruto, One Piece, Death Note, so I've never been interested or tainted by shear faggotry of the anime community. If you need my guidance, I'm also here to help. |
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| Stay school and don't drug with your waifu |
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| Don't you mean stay in school and away from japanese culture. |
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| and poison your waifu to free yourself from the bitch? |
| yangires > yanderes > tsunderes > other deres |
| You shouldn't have a waifu to begin with. |
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| everyone commits sins, what's truly important is to atone and start anew. |
| yangires > yanderes > tsunderes > other deres |
| konichiwa, its time to school :) minna lets go to fuckin future |
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| i'm sorry but i couldn't keep the club alive. |
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| What are you talking about? This place has been dead for ages. |
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| As a trained medical professional who specializes in anime addiction, I could not help but hear your plea for help. Unfortunately, the field of anime addiction is still a young one that many refuse to accept as a legitimate medical field. Either this is because anime is retarded and the masses still see that or because anime has already taken over the minds of many of our world leaders. Sadly, I must say, from what I've discovered from my research, it is the latter. However, do not fear for my research, though slow is steadily progressing. The first thing that I found is that, in order to subdue the feeling of love for anime, you must first watch a large quantity of anime porn known as hentai. You must become an expert in this field akin to me in the medical one. Once you have completed this task and are able to discuss rationally with others not only the pros and cons of hentai but also each minute detail found in each series, no matter how minor, you are ready fro step two. The second step is to admire the beauty of the hentai you have watched so much of. You must admire each jiggly breast and eat censored vagina. You must admire them to the point of worship. Of course, this is one of the more difficult steps in this procedure as roughly 33% of my patients fell here and began to worship these animated organs more so than the real ones. You must, as a patient, realize that there is a slight, but very important distinction between the two and the smelly, imperfect vagina and breasts belonging to a real woman in much more important than their 2D counterparts. If and only if you successfully pass this stage without losing all mental and physical control of yourself, you are finally prepared to begin stage 3. Stage 3 is most likely the most time consuming of all of these steps but it is also the most effective at curing your disease. This step requires you to turn to God or another major religion (outside the realm of anime) and fully convert to that religion. You must turn away from hentai and only watch regular anime while in this phase as you are seeking the forgiveness and purity from a deity. During this stage, you must begin to look at other woman at your church in a sexual light without letting your carnal desires take over. You must read into each of their movements and find one who will love you for who you are.* Once you have done this, you must date them for 3 months (or longer) before getting in bed with them. You must have sex with them over and over (of course this need not be done in one fucking) until you can no longer visualize the 2D sexual organs of a female and only visualize a real woman's (though it need not be your lovers). The final step in this program is realizing you've completed all that you were meant to do in this life. You have successfully tried to reproduce. Once you have completed this, your life as a human being should end before you turn down another dark path (as many who are successfully treated in addiction tend to do) and should kill yourself before you, once again, become a horrible human being. I believe this final step is what was missing in all other treatment methods for this addiction and is why so many have failed before me. Before you end your life, you must turn to the deity you worshiped in step 3 and ask them for forgiveness (which their silence confirms has been given). Finally, you must end your life. I find the most common and effective ways to kill yourself are to buy a gun (if you're legally able to) and then shoot yourself in the back of the head behind the right ear, hang yourself, or (only if you worshiped the Islamic god Allah) blow yourself up at a local concert or sporting event. Thank you for your time and I hope this treatment plan was helpful. *From observing the subjects who went through the trial run of the treatment, those who targeted younger (teens or under) or married woman seemed to have had the most success in their endeavors. |
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