It's simple...
Choose the hour you're posting, without the minutes...
1-- I shoot
2-- I ate
3-- I sang to
4-- I punched
5-- I fell in love to
6-- I killed
7-- I gave my phone number to
8-- I get a date with
9-- I danced with
10-- I hugged
11-- I married with
12-- I kissed
The minutes you're posting
1-- a bump
2-- your maid
3-- a banana
4-- a machine gun
5-- a mexican
6-- a gangster
7-- a ninja
8-- an Ipod
9-- my best friend's dad/mom
10-- a goat
11-- my dog
12-- my dad
13-- my computer
14-- a preist
15-- my socks
16-- myself
17-- a Coke
18-- a llama
19-- an eggplant
20-- a plushie
21-- a hemp
22-- a cop
23-- your ass
24-- a soccer ball
25-- my psychiatrist
26-- my neighboor
27-- my bed
28-- Pele
29-- a dvd
30-- an Akatsuki member
31-- a cellphone
32-- a monkey
33-- Chuck Norris
34-- my flip-flop
35-- a rose
36-- an elephant
37-- a hot surfer
38-- a cd
39-- Lady Gaga
40-- a math book
41-- Michael Jackson
42-- Jack Sparrow
43-- a beer
44-- my purse
45-- a chocolate pie
46-- Sponge Bob
47-- Light Yagami
48-- a bike
49-- a gorila
50-- Nekiba
51-- a samurai
52-- a vampire
53-- Brad Pitt
54-- a Playstation 3
55-- Harry Potter
56-- Percy Jackson
57-- Voldemort
58-- Edward Cullen
59-- you
Now add the color of the shirt you're wearing
White-- Because I was high on drugs
Black-- Because I was drunk
Pink-- Because I am gay/I'm a lesbian
Red-- Because the voices told me to
Blue-- Because I can't control myself
Green-- Because I hate me
Purple-- Because I'm naked
Gray-- Because I wanted to
Yellow-- because someone offered me $1.000.000
colored-- Because I was bored
Orange-- Because God told me to
Other-- because I need to do a strip-tease
No shirt-- Because I'm hot
You just need to put all of them together in order
Ex: Mine now is:
I kissed a ninja because I was drunk
got it? Let me see yours =D |
