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THE RUGGED GOD DAMN BAR

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Oct 1, 2008 5:20 AM
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Andrei

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THIS IS THE RUGGED GODDAMN BAR. THIS IS WHERE MEN ARE MEN, WOMEN ARE WOMEN, BOOZE IS BOOZE, AND WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY.
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
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Oct 1, 2008 4:11 PM
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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY?

GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXLPOSIONS?


Oct 1, 2008 4:44 PM
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ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE.

*rips off shirt* LET'S DO THIS SHIZNIT
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 1, 2008 7:58 PM
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WorldWide

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RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oct 2, 2008 4:46 AM
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Andrei

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*CHUGS DOWN BOTTLE OF JIM BEAM, POWERS UP LIKE A SUPER SAIYAN*

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 2, 2008 4:53 AM
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Cabeloe

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OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!

" It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool."
Oct 2, 2008 5:02 AM
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MY SEEMUN COUNT IS OF THAT NUMBER

*POPS 6-FOOT BONER*

GAY PENUS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 2, 2008 5:02 AM
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*FIRES SEEMUN BULLETS ALL AROUND THE ROOM, DECAPITATING INNOCENT BYSTANDERS*
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 2, 2008 5:25 AM
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WorldWide

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I HAVE GENITAL SURGEONS, BACK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oct 2, 2008 10:26 AM
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qwel76xyo9
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*IS HIT BY ANDREI BUT REVIVES AND GAINS THE ABILITY TO FIRE LASER BEAMS OUT OF MY EYES*

*blink, blink*
Oct 2, 2008 10:40 AM
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NO MENTION OF ANY DELICIOUS KOALA BEAR COMMANDO NINJAS?

NO MENTION OF ANY DELICIOUS KOALA BEAR COMMANDO NINJAS.


RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG
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Oct 2, 2008 5:03 PM
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*DOES NINJA FLIP TO THE JUKEBOX*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTHERBITCHES!!!!!11111 *THROWS JUKEBOX AT THE KOALAS*
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92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 2, 2008 11:05 PM
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*DISCOVERS THE ABILITY TO WALK FASTER THAN SOUND AND HITS EVERYBODY WITHIN THE FRAGMENT OF A NANOSECOND*
(or maybe just the effects of some random drugs)
Oct 3, 2008 8:26 AM
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ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU SCUMBAG! NO MATTER, IT WAS BUT A SCRATCH!111111111

*SLAMS NPQZ UP AGAINST THE WALL*
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 3, 2008 8:47 AM
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RAAARGHAARRRR *cough, cough*

*GOES INTO CHIBI MODE AND ESCAPES ANDREI'S EVIL CLUTCHES*

MUHAHAHA
Oct 3, 2008 9:29 AM
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YOU LITTLE BASTARD, COME HERE! *CHASES AROUND*
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92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 3, 2008 9:54 AM
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Dudes

THIS IS SOME HIGH-QUALITY MOTHERFUCKING ACID. I HAVE FIVE FUCKING FINGERS ON MY FUCKING HANDS. FIVE. STOP DOING THAT SHIT AND FUCKING WITNESS IT. FIVE. FUCKING. FINGERS.
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Oct 3, 2008 10:33 AM
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You have ACID?!!!

You pigfucker! You fucking swine! Gimme some of that!!! *Eats 2 hits*

...*an hour and a half later* Fuck... the wood knots in the floorboards of this... bar... are fucking moving...

*sits down, lights up cigarette with Kaiser*

Kaiser... have you ever thought that, we only die because we accept brain death? I mean, wait, let me flesh this out a bit more... hold up... *suddenly becomes very quiet, and then finally says* Oh God... I can't believe my mother carried me for 9 whole months. I was trapped in darkness for 9. WHOLE. MONTHS.

...I should call up my ex-girlfriend (with my mind) and have sex with her immediately. That would be super.
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 11, 2008 5:53 PM
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A misterios stranger enter the bar.



" BURN."

*And prcieds to set things on fire with magic*

Oct 11, 2008 6:06 PM
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AAAAHHHHHH!!! OH GOD I'M TRIPPIN' BALLS... FUCKIN' PYROKINTEC NUNS OR SOMETHING HOLY FUCK
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92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 11, 2008 6:09 PM
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* which catches my attention* " Taste the flame"
* blasts with fire*

Oct 12, 2008 2:55 AM
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*Attacks Maho-shonen with neowyxian spell*
Maho-shonen said:

Auch!

MUHAHA
Oct 12, 2008 12:26 PM
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" you chibi basterd DIE!!!!" * souronds in flame from all sides and then blasts witha conctrated blast of fire*

Oct 12, 2008 1:10 PM
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Haha.. Hahaha.. HAHAHAHA
You were under my mind controlling neowyxian spell. You thought you killed me, but it's all in your head.
*ANOTHER EVIL LAUGH*
Oct 12, 2008 4:56 PM
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Maho-shonen

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" Good the I can kill you TWICE!!!"

* does it again*

Oct 12, 2008 6:04 PM
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YOU ARE ALL THE DEMONS
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Oct 13, 2008 2:03 AM
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MY FRIEND MAGUS WILL DESTROY YOU ALL
Oct 13, 2008 2:09 AM
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Maho-shonen

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" As if I sommon Etna!!! Etna kill them all and rend their corpses then destroy the bulding and piss on the rubble"

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Oct 13, 2008 5:22 AM
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AAAAARGH! MUST... NOT... DIE...
Oct 13, 2008 5:31 AM
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Andrei

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*acid wears off*

God damn what a trip... I need to get back to... holy shit, Etna! Mai succubus waifu~

...Wait, he's telling her to destroy TEH RUGGED GOD DAMN BAR?!111 Fuck THAT shit!

*employs the Satanic "Invocation Employed Towards the Conjuration of Lust" upon Etna*

Etna: Andrei!

Andrei: Etna.

Etna: It's been a while.

Andrei: Yes, it has. And you know by the rules of Succubus and Magician, you are now bound by invocation.

Etna: Yes indeed. PRINNIES! ATTACK EVERY OTHER LIVING FUCKIN' THING IN THIS BAR! IT'S TIME FOR SEXINGS!

*Andrei takes Etna back into the liquor storage room for a good HOT DICKING*
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Oct 13, 2008 11:08 AM
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" Never send a beauty queen to do a world eaters job!!
I sommon Gig!!! Gig Destroy the planet and kill everyone!!!!"



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