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Nov 8, 2008 5:05 PM
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A True Human

In the dark room
I lay
My eyes encrusted shut
By his cum
He left me here
His human toilet
He beats me like a side of beef
He has gone to love other men
But
I know
He will
***CUM***
Again
To smack his massive meat
Across my face
To ram my ass once more
I love being his buttslut
I yearn to taste his cock once more
I yearn to suck him again
He is truly my boyfriend.

Call of the Ballsauce
I howl at the moon for cock
Maybe some ***SAUCE***
On the side
My anus burns
For a large penus
He could be anyone
A Piccolo
Or a Goku
Or even a Miroku;
It does not matter
As long as there is
***SAUCE***
To be licked
To be sucked
To be FUCKED.

Just A Thought
A splish and a squirt
New cum on the tiles
My fault once more
My semme and his friends
Needed to let off steam
In the steam room
So they gave me a Steamer
Straight from Cleveland
A Finnish sauna
In which I was finished
And thrown away
Like a fuck toy.
Maybe I should quit
Being such a slut...

Rimjob Rock
The yaoi femmeboy
Goes to his knees
Downtown
To the brown
And with his tongue
The ass he pounds
Roars of pleasure
Fill the dojo
It is so kawaii
How the sensei moans
The buttslut does not stop
Until the training has been finished.
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
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Nov 13, 2008 10:23 AM
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Get thee to a Mayakovsky.
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Nov 13, 2008 1:20 PM
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Mayakovsky was the shiznit, but he is not applicable to this form of poetry.

COMING SOON:
"Not Allowed to Attend Gay Pride"
"The Public Bathroom"
"Too Big"
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Dec 28, 2008 4:57 PM
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Now for an e. e. cummings style poem:


Oh

God

Please stop!

IT'S TOO BIG!

It's like a

BABY'S ARM

up my
ASS.

Daddy daddy daddy please stop


Hey, who's the

BITCH

here?


I am, daddy! I am!

Daaaaamn
Straight.


Oh daddy
I love it when you talk


dirty


to me.
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Dec 28, 2008 5:01 PM
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Dammit, it edited out all the stylish spaces that makes cummings' work so awesome.
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Dec 28, 2008 5:18 PM
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I HATE TEH YAOIS



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Dec 28, 2008 5:25 PM
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Teh yaois will ejaculate all over ur faecs!111
Reverend Andrei Mazenov



92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE.
Dec 29, 2008 3:47 AM
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YAOI = Y.A.O.I. = You Are Overly Insane

Naturally, being insane is often a plus.
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