| LET'S WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE A NICE STOREH. =O CHPT I Morning dew kissed the leaves that were scattered across a big garden. Behind the trees, you could still see a golden flickering light through a window. "MMMM~~~" "Ahhh~" The sound of squeaky springs and intimacy filled the room up with seckz. kdufjkdhfjkldfhkcjlghdfkl;gjfhyogil At last, the two lovers were satisfied and out of breath. *GAAASP**GASP*GAAAASP* expressed the mongoose that was below. "Shut up honeh~ this is why I'm so against smoking." Moon, the well endowed young Mongoose, never showed her rides any mercy. Bur regardless of her strict words and leet kinky skills, it would always end the same. <3 She wrapped her arms gently around the other mongoose's bodz and peacefully falls asleep. /Chpt I I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING =) URE TURN. WRITE WHATEVR. TALK ABOUT THE MYSTEROISU MONGOOSEIF JU WANT =O GIVE IT A NAME~~ YAY~ Umz~ if people are srs about this ficceh then like when you start writing a chappy jurself, I guess you should probz label the beginning and the end. :O LYYYK, CHAPTER # ___ [storrreeeeh] AND THE ENDZ OF CHAPTER #__ AND STUFF. ONLY SHORTER. AND BOLDER. I DON'T KNOW <>)< LEAVE ME ALONE I'M TIRED DLKHFDJKLFHKL *POSTS ILLUSTRAATTTTIONZZZ* This is Moon the mongoose and her ex (very painful past,didn't want to bring it up. T__T). And this is from the seckz scene. |
cidzDec 28, 2008 2:11 AM
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| Too much. :DDDDDD Too fucking much. |
| oh, i want in the story!!!! |
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| OMGAH TEEEZ! >.<! HAHAHAHAHA! <3333333333333333333333333~ XDXDXD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! >.<! <333333 HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA<3333333333333333~ |
| YAY! ^___- TOO MUUCH~ OF SOMETHING, IS BAAAD ENOOOUGH >__< (BAD ENUFFFF) [blahblahblah] TOO MUCH OF NOTHIIIING IS JUST AZ TOOOUGH T_____T (JUST AS TUFF~ ) >__< JU WRITE TOO! :O WRITE ABOUT THE CORN. =D <3333 or something *CAAAAACZ~~ >__< If ju want in then be my guest :'3! do eeet :o A suggestion- you can be Moon the mongoose's ex's dad ^___^ and all sad and garzeh at her 'cause she lyk totz killed jur babeh >=O>________> >______< FUN TOTALLY DO IIIT HAHA MAKE ZEUS JUR BABEH XD YEAH *BUTTBERREH~~ <33 XDDDD GLAD U LIKED. I bet I accidentally based this on jur RLness though.. >.> only mongoosefied @____< SCAREH!! >___< KLHVKLFHLGKDFHJK this is frshrrr teh result of yew lewzahz leaving me behind and going to sleep!! ;'( >.> <33 mysterious mongoose totz needs an identityyyy =OOO |
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| Gawd damn it Teez, you effin' got Spice Girls stuck in my head. >.<!!!!!! <3 |
| HAHAHAAAH OMG TEEVEEE!!! XDDDDDD <3333333 the mysteirous mongoose could be named paintz cuz she huffs paintz alla teim :P |
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| Haha sorreh XD It's alright though >.> 'cause Spice Girls is totz the musical epitome of grl powr! -^___~- HAHAHA KITTTTZY<333333333333333333333333 NOOOO XD NEVUUUR!!! The "paint sniffer" totz has a diffeh role in this fic! (unless someone beats me to it and writes in that char before me XD) srsly, whotf is mysterious mongooooose? XD ANYONE HERE WANNA BE MOON'S RIDE? ^__> DUN BE SCAAARED. SHE'LL BE GENTLE IF YOU PROMISE TO BURN HER WITH YOUR CIGGEH DURING INTERCOURSE. ;) :P <3333MOOOOON XD<33 if not then I guess he can be Havoc or something~ Totz fits the description!! :O OKAAAY YAYZ LONELEH WITHOUT SLEEP AGAIN = CHAP NUMBAH TWO DOS NI DVA YI 2 ~~ CHPT 2 Loud scratching sounds startled man mongoose into consciousness. With the intention of letting Moon continue to sleep, he quietly got up and moved towards the entrance of her house. The scratching was growing louder so he rushed to greet the visitor, without even checking himself out in the mirror first. Blonde man mongoose opened the door and the guest immediately voiced out her reason for visit. "NYAAA~ WHERE'S MOONZEH?" A smile as wide as my pen0r decorated her face. Her name is Cid, skank name: Fun. The rainbow dyed kitty with big balloons taped to her chest was anxious to get a reply from mangoose. "SHHH~! SHE'S-" >____< He was cut off by her hyena-like giggle. "EWWWW XDD JUR SO NASTZ~" Cid cried out, pointing to the fur on his lower region. "WASH UP BE4 GREETING JUR GUESTS, JU PERVEH BOZOOOO~" Her laughter wasn't showing any signs of dying out and she made her way into the living room, plopping down on a dusty sofa near an empty TV cabinet. He knew what he had to do, and so he dreadfully walked towards the puddleroom. Dried up seckz juices carried memories of the night before. He didn't want to get rid of them just yet. =( Today, Cid made an enemy. >=( T__T /CHPT2 =O Mangoose~ totz his naym KAYZ SO THIS CHAPT IS WAY FULL OF GLAME :'D WHICH MEANS THAT JUUUU R TTLY WRITING THE NEXT ONE!! >______< WE'RE WORKING TOGEEETHER FELLOW MONGOOSE LOVERZ<33333 YOU CAN SRSLY WRITE ANYYYTHING XDXD Just as long as it doesn't overwrite the previous chapters and stuff. ^___^!! DO IT<3333 *POSTS MORE ILLUSTRATIOOONZZZ* the dry seckz juice/door scene through cid's perspective Cid "Fun" |
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| Oh my god. Oh my god.Oh my god. Oh my god.Oh my god. Oh my god.Oh my god. Oh my god.Oh my god. Oh my god.Oh my god. Oh my god.Oh my god. Oh my god. Can't... stop... laughing... You guys are nuts. xDDDD |
| HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! Omgah Teez. XDXD GIRL YOU NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP, jesus christ~ But funneh again<3333333~ Lmao, cidz with her balloon bewwwbzz, hawt. Psh betch~ You totz need to be in this story~ |
LunarCry said: i cant write though, i jus want someone to write me in lolz :p*CAAAAACZ~~ >__< If ju want in then be my guest :'3! do eeet :o A suggestion- you can be Moon the mongoose's ex's dad ^___^ and all sad and garzeh at her 'cause she lyk totz killed jur babeh >=O>________> >______< FUN TOTALLY DO IIIT HAHA MAKE ZEUS JUR BABEH XD YEAH |
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| HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAH OMOGMGOMOGMOMG im effing hawt! with my ballon bewbz! ewww nastz dried up seckz j000ze totz groooss hahaha.. poor mangoose, i bet cidll just sit around sucking on candycanes till shes tired and st00f >_> :P and id write soemthing but im not a delerious crackhead like j00! make mewnz write sum! shed be seckz at it, you me and her can al getotgetz and form a girl singing trio and sing our song of crack and luuuuuuuv. |
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| CHAPTAH THREE Waking up, delirious with a pounding headache, mongoose Mewnz went out to see what the ruckus was... She saw Cidz there yelling at Mangoose about all the mess and gross ooze. Cidz proclaimed, "HEY BETCH HAVE SOME DECENCY~ IF YOU DON'T CLEAN THIS MESS UP I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Mewnz, shocked, ran into the room before Cidz could get her claws into Mangoose. "WhAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!" Cidz, giving a disgusted look remarks, "Why don't YOU tell your fucking dirteh Mangoose to fucking clean up! I AM DISGUSTED!" As Mewnz rolled her eyes, she told Mangoose to clean up the mess. She remembered the night of pAsSioN. But, like every other person, she knew that Mangoose wouldn't last long. He had a lot of positive aspects for looks but for smarts he was fucking retarded. Mewnz, in deep thought, was interrupted by Cidz, "Really, Mewnz, what the fuck, you have HORRIBLE taste in men! Get rid of this mofo!" Mewnz rolled her eyes yet again, "I KNOW CIDZ, I KNOW I was sniffing paint, okay??? I really didn't mean to, but GAWD DAMN look at that furlicious bod!" Laughing, Cidz said "Well, at least you're not THAT stupid." Just as soon as Mewnz was going to push Mangoose out of the house, a new, sexeh mongoose girl approached her front door, "Um...hello? I'm your new neighbor!! Just call me Teez! =)" Blown away by her cuteness, Mewnz invited her in for tea while she kicked Mangoose out. TO BE CONTINUED. |
MewnDec 29, 2008 1:29 PM
| XDXD HAHAHAHA YAAAAY<3333 OMG THANK JU SO MUCH FOR TAKING THE PAINT INHALIN BLAAAME~~ XDD ->_____^-<33!! AWW POOR MANGOOSE XD THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FER BEING SO NAYMLESS AND WEIRDZ! >=( WHY ARE THE HOT ONES ALWAYS SO LEEEWSZZAH >__<!?!?! GREAAAAT CHAPTER OHMIGAHDZ XDDD<333!!1 THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH FER WRITING HAAHAH THAT WAS BEAUTEEEEH IN LOLZ<333 XDD!!! <333 OO NEW CHAR =O I BETCHU SHE HAS A THING FER RED HAIR AND GOGGLZ~ >.><33333333333 (ohhhzz also nu >_< sleep steals meh imagination :(<33 n meh moooon) @CAC: aww!! I CAN'T WRITE EITHER!~!!! XD!! Just put down some nonsense and introduce jur char at least XD That's totz how this thing started out in the first place~ but I'll tryz @Kittyfunfun: DRIED UP SECKZ J00C IS A WAY OF SHOWING PPL HOW MUCH JU LOVE THE OTHER!! >.<! DON'T JUDGE T_______T AND OMG LOLOL R U FER SRS?!!?!? XD "im not a delerious crackhead" HAHAHAHA DONT PLAY INNOCENT! I KNOW TAH TRUTH >.> XD!!!! @Apathetic: I'm glad jur enjoying the storeh. XD |
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| I had to since mah Teez wasn't here to write one! >.<! Yer paint sniffin' won't be suffered by just you~ ToTz. <3333333333333Teeeez~ <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333~~ |
LunarCry said: damn, nothing gets past you T____T and i thought me sounding confident would work!AND OMG LOLOL R U FER SRS?!!?!? XD "im not a delerious crackhead" HAHAHAHA DONT PLAY INNOCENT! I KNOW TAH TRUTH >.> XD!!!! HAHAHAHA! nice chapz mewnz OMG cidz sucha betch stupid cat >_< kick her outta the house! wait.. cidz is me.. awwwww im not abettcccccchhhh T__T >_< LOL stupid mangoose thatll teach him not to leave his seckj00z all over the place gawdz!! totz ewwzz lol :P but YAY!! teez is her new neighbor oooh maybz theyll be more then just neighbors *wink wink* =O |
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| =O CHPTRR 4 Only about thirty minutes have passed during tea time and mangoose has already been forgotten. "OH! I brought something I thought we'd all enjoy." Teez said, pulling out a box from beneath the table. No one questioned how that box got there in the first place, even though Teez did arrive empty handed. >.> "I bought it from the pet shop down the street." "OOO GOODIES~!" Cid exclaims, licking her fingers surprisingly unskank-like. "Is it a fish!?" "Mongoose don't eat fish, Cidz. XD" To stop Cid before she throws in more silleh guesses and makes a fool out of herself herself look even cuter :), Moon quickly opens the box. Inside lay a very small, green, snake. "AWWW~ He's kinda cute! You freaks actually turn these cute little things into poo!? THAT'S MADNESS. T____T" The kitty was shocked. She couldn't imagine eating something so defenseless. ....................<________< "They're high in nutrition! >=( Go eat jur teachers' 'candy canes,' you candy cane whore!" Moon, being a health freak and a cooking fanatic, did not handle disrespect towards meals in her kitchen all that well. Looking inside the box a second time, she hesitantly begins to agree with Cid. "I must say though, he is kinda cute.." Teez enthusiastically agrees with the other two, totally disregarding the fact that she was the one to suggest eating him in the first place. "YAY, omgkay! Let's keep him and name him Cute Angelic Cookie then!!" She's always wanted to somewhat-own a reptile and so she saw this as a golden opportunity to finally do so. "AWWW~ Cute Angelic Cookie IS TOTALLY A CUTE NAME!! I second jur nomz, TEEZ! Moon, you should place him in that empty TV cabinet for the time being. I'll get you a nice tank and stuff like tomorrow or something." The rainbow kitty dug behind the tape of her bewbz for cash, making sure she'll have enough for everything that's needed. (she just got off work) "Those are great ideas! I'm so excited that I'm finally going to have a pet! Thanks a lot Teez~ I'm even more happier to have such a nice neighbor! :O" And this is how Teez made friends with Cid and moon and how Cute Angelic Cookie, or CAC for short, got accepted into a new family of spaz, dominance, and crazeh addiction. By the end of the day, he was showing his happy tears of joy. =') <33333333333333333 /4 CHPTZ YAAAAAAY NEW CHARZ<3333 OMG WOOO SO FUN >___< I HOPE THIS STORY HAS A PLOT @_____< OR GETS ONE SOON XD I DON'T KNOW, ANYWAY, IT'S FECKIN FUN TO WRITE SO PSSSH PLOT LINES AND SHET~ JU SHOULD TOTZ JOIN IN NAOZ<333 I LOVE ILLUSTRATIONS~ THIS IS THEIR NEW PET ^________^ YOU CAN'T SEE HIM VERY WELL THOUGH, BUT HE'S THE THING INSIDE THE BOX. UGHHH FINE I'LL STOP BEING LAZEH >__< HEREZZ =) CUTE, RTE? |
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| HAHAHA OMG!! cuuuuteeee i luv CAC cute snakeh YAY!! now we can all be friieennddzz omg!! can i write the next chapr? or would rainbow kitteh funfunz ruin it? =( |
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| nUU~ WRITE THE NEW CHAPTER CIDZ~~ |
| OKI I WEEELLL!! maybz right now! cuz i has al this tiem on mah handzzz! |
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| Alright I have to ask Where the hell did you get the mongoose buttsecks image XD |
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| OMG KITTZ YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE A CHAPTER TOO!? AWESOME~~!!!!<2332222 FINALLEH YAY ^_______________________^! ViperSlayer: XD google.. >.> |
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CACJan 1, 2009 12:18 PM
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| YESH TEEVEE!!! cuz i wanna try hahaa.. ill s000k at it thoooo and i cant provide sexxeh picz like j000 T____T i might write it tonight or something cuz im bored with nothing to do lol. |
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| CHPT 5 the next day cid, mewnz, and teez decided to go to the petstore and buy soem stuff for CAC so they all decided to meet up over at mewnz place. mewnz and teez was sitting in her house drinking tea when they heard the doorbell rang "must be cid ill get it" mewnz said getting up. "WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA T______________________T" cid started bawling as soon as mewnz opened the door "WTF HAPPEND!?" mewnz said dragging cid intot he house crying. "J00 GUIZE!!! SUMTHNG BAD HAPPENNNNDD!!!!" cid said stillcrying. "what!/ wat happend? OMG!! CAC didnt get loose did he?" teez said "NONO! WORSE TOTZ!!!" kittehz said.. "whhhat?" mewnz said getting annoyed. "I LOSTED THE MONEEEEYYYYZZZ!!! T_________T" cid started crying again? "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE MONEY!?" mewnz grabbed cid by the furreh collar.. "i...i ddint mean too!!!! you see like, as i was walking home right? i walked past the cat store and omg!!! they had like rly cute kitteh sweaters!! i just HAD! to buy onnnnneeeeee so liek i totz did but then i remembered i was suposta like.. save the moneeeeyyyzz so now we has nooonnnnne WHHHHHAAAA IM SORREEEH DUN KEEEL MEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!!!!" mewnz and teez was all ike >_< >=( x 4737333336 at ciiiiiddzzz buuut they decided it wouldnt do any gewdz. soo all 3 sat down all sadz "wat will we do now? =(" said teez " i dunno, you got any money?" said mewnz. "no! i gave it all to cid! >_<" said teez glaring at cidz "i...im sorry guys.... dun haet meeeee!! there must be a sollution!!! I KNOWZ!" cid said face beaming. "what is it? turn you into a wh0re? psh i know you already do that stuff to your teachers candycanes!" said mewnz "I NEED TO PASS MAH CLASSES OKZ! IM NOT SMART J00 KNOZ!! GAWDZ!! ><" anyyyyways, so cid decided that the est thing to do was for them to get temp jobz! soo they got the newspaper and went threw teh classsifeds unforntally thee isnt much openings for 2 mongooesses and a kitteh soooo they were stuck without anything to doooozzz... then afterawhile cid had another great idea "WAIT!! THIS IDEA IS TOTZ BETTER I KNOW I KNOW!!!!" cid said jumping up and down. "oh yeah what?" said mewnz. "WE CAN MAKE OUR ON VID AND POST IT ON YOUTUBE!!!!" said kittehz. "wait.. wut? hows that gonna earn us money!" said teez "easy!! we make like millz hitz and then we gets ppl to want us on thier crummeh show! VH1 is always ahving st00f like this!! they pay us we get st00f for CAC!! plus we get internet famez which is totz hawt!!! <33333" "OMGAH! PERFECTZ IDEA!!!! <33333" said mewnz "^___^ <3333 GYEZ! PERFECTZ" said teevee.. soooooo they start making a song, cuz its youtube its easy they just put random lyrics to like.. some glameh techno beat.. and they put the music to teez drawings afterwards the post iton youtube,, and overnight they get a mllz hits! then VH1 asks them to get on 100 greatest internet startz part2 and they do and then they get moneyz and buy the stuff they need fr CAC annd become intenret starz YAY!!! ~ THE ENDZ! / CHPTZ 5[/5] hahah sorreh if itz glamez i s00k at writtien storeyz lyk totz! buuuuuut i hope its oki uhmzz.. darn i wish i could draw like teevee cuz us 3 as interent startz woulda been betch!N lol... |
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| HAHAHHAA NICE STORY! XDXD LOLZ CIDZ YOU GREEDEH BETCH<3333~ HAHA, internet stars. Awesome. XD Our song. YES. YESSSS. |
| HAHAHA I LOVE IT XD OMG BULLSHET JU CAN'T WRITE, PSSH<33 THAT WAS GREAT XD<33 OMG SRSLY WE HAAAAVE T DO THE YOUTUBE THING. XD<3333333333 HAHA!! Great chappppter kittz!@!! that was REALLEH good! XD and don't worreh about the pics @__@ teevz totalleh can't draw either XDDD YAYAY LURVZ FER MOAR CHAPTERZ<33 |
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| @ mewnz - HAHA! thanks inorite! darn cid god her and her kitteh sweathers >_< YAY!!! we totz need to beocme intenret startz cuz thats hawt! <333 @ teevee - OMGRLY!? YAAAAAY! i was bored and then i thought it be fun to write abotu us being internet starz and t0000f and haha... yeah we totz need to do the youtube thingy! itll be fuunn YAY! YOU CAN TOO! >_< its me who cant T____T I LAX TEH CREATIVTY IN MAH DRAWNZ T___T haha oh well.. YAY!!!! CAC shoudl write sum about him! and his backstoreh lol :P |
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| i cantz write!!! and lolz internet starz, i bet the vid was totz sexeh!! :D |
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