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Just explain man. Happy Holidays to you regardless if you see this ;_;

Haven’t received it

I think this it’s either of these two #Crimson2335 #kurumison

Hello, It is I… once again.

Ayo you’re kinda making me feel all fuzzy with this sincere message. I have ADHD so I can’t really keep up conversations for too long, and yeah MAL isn’t the best place for it. It’s not you, otherwise I wouldn’t keep coming back to talk to you. I haven’t used MAL for anything else for years to be fair, and I also moved it to an email I don’t use after that one time it got hacked... Also, I think it’s a social thing I picked up too because the people I talk to, other than a couple I’ve known seen school, also tend to not reply for weeks.

I don’t use discord anymore, but I don’t mind having chats here and there on it. Just need to reset my password (yeah) and I’ll give you my ID.

Whilst I’m doing that, explain to me why you can’t be like this woman:

https://youtube.com/shorts/C6hG47Qfa40?si=QTaR78sLY3I2J2Ss

I did the selfie automatic age estimating thing. They say they delete it after the scan but I’m expecting my face to be leaked in a month or two lol
Do you still play FGO? I’m way too far gone to even consider it anymore

Bruuuuh wtf. I feel like he imagined you looking like tamamo and wanted to wife you up. Damn he didn’t even have the excuse to not be able to watch porn like us to be that horny :0

What if you told them you had a girlfriend? Would they try to sell you feminine or masculine fragrances 🤔
Now the passport bros have a code to not allow their spouse to get citizenship back in their home country because they leave immediately lol
But it pales in comparison to the true Yin and Yang of all relationships that no one likes but everyone understands: Slav women and Gulf Arab men

Also what is this unintentional Ukrainian rizz fam

https://youtu.be/K2BtfvXdKj0?feature=shared

I mean yeah, if you don’t have something like the human tissue act over there then it may not be legally incriminating but I highly doubt any regulating body would allow that.

I know you know it’s not too late :<
Uhh 50k steps is excessive and doesn’t say much lol. You should aim to do moderate to high intensity cardio 2-3 times a week and do resistance training 2-4 times a week. That should at least help your heart and bones amongst other things.
That’s more of a professional advice, but personally I’d like you to

https://youtube.com/shorts/B0XeCMnwxfw?feature=shared

And wear a niche porn game t shirt instead of death note to flex on the casuals

Yeah to be honest we can’t actually pass with AI because the exams are in person and halls instead of coursework/dissertation. But GPs have been using google in front of you for years and now some bust out ChatGPT too.

Idk about Gibraltar except Mediterranean weather which is automatically better than here. Oh yeah and Heracles did some 12 labour shit with the Strait of Gibraltar

Bruh do you pay for VPN by the hour or something?
What if you just say no that you’re not from the UK? I just found out you can set your country on X but I presume that’s more so for trending. I regret verifying my ID for X because the only thing that changed for me is now I can see the bs gore/porn that bots show in random threads

I looked it up and you can get the shared shit off by editing the second half of the link.
You had stalkers on MAL? Wtf bro. What were they looking at, the anime you watch?

Icl I hate it when someone you’re with stops for that. Especially when it’s an obvious scam.
Kind of reminds me of the video trying to kiss 100 Japanese women or something like that.

Noooo that’s literally one of the worst things you can do and is a criminal offence to share photos of those things.
Don’t worry, you’re still screwed because us healthcare professionals use AI too. Your surgeon gonna bust out ChatGPT when cutting you up :)
My non-medical friends don’t trust my generation of doctors lol
Hey, we have to keep Gibraltar happy enough to have them around and piss off the Spaniards

Stop gooning bro :<

Ay yo that’s actually my friend’s account who sent me the original link that I forwarded to you🤣
I should probably delete that but your comments are private so idk if I can be asked

Would you not freak out if some random man came up to you tapping a cup of ice cream and spoon feeding you? I wonder if the girls on there are paid or have 0 survival instincts

I am past the university phase but I am still in that process mentioned in the video :<

Hello comrade I’m writing to you with the little privacy I have before the gestapo catch me

I just wanted to say I hope this happens to you
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMPxshzi8B_/

From my last visit to Warsaw and talking to Polish people here, they really don’t like you lot huh :<
Did you smuggle stroepwaffles or however the fuck it’s spelt back home?
Bruh I was literally going to ask about the ladies. Have you mastered reading the male mind? 💀

Why do your streets sound like crossing no man’s land between trenches :v
I assume the lack of cars in NL has something to do with it. They’re less anal about rules than Germans in general I guess. Except when it comes to money cuz the mfs really don’t like treating friends/house guests.

Why did I just imagine Bambi in a bus?

Are you paranoid because you have to go all the way to Poland to apply for a visa or because you can’t take rejection from Japan-kun? :0
Gyat damn you’re gonna have to dodge 🚀 just to get biometrics. imagine the place gets hit just before you arrive
Oh yeah I saw this thing where Japan is giving tourists free domestic plane tickets to explore other parts of the country

Bruh did Russia hit you lot so hard that you have explosive residue everywhere?

What an upstanding member of society :')

Naaaaaaaah you’re one of those mainland Europeans that wait at crossings when there are no cars just because the walk sign isn’t green 😭😭😭

A show with a main character that wears a tracksuit all the time was on Ukrainian TV? What in the gopnik representation is this
Damn bro and trump’s about to abandon you too
Your favourite sperm whale!:
https://x.com/therocketralph/status/1916568106182623255?s=61

I swear you have anaemia? Why are you taking magnesium instead of iron?

I started taking magnesium glycinate a week ago. Doesn’t do shit for sleep but I still take it cuz I don’t eat enough chocolate ;(
Also supplements are fucking scams

I hope you get jump scared by the Irish bushman prank people. But then again you might have an actual heart attack 🤔

Btw is X normally full of neo nazis or is my feed tryna say something about me

Yeah idk where the kakashi thing came from. It was his kid version too. Idek if you watched Naruto
No actually I’ve had a recurring nightmare that I have a maths exam coming up in a month and I’m screwed because I didn’t revise. For context, I haven’t had a maths exam in a decade.

Yeah it can cause dissociation in rare circumstances.
Bruuuuuh. Doctor calling you a zesty retard?

I liked saying “Je suis en retarde” in French class

Idk just ask for slow release magnesium. It’s just sustained release magnesium and vitamin B6 to reduce digestive issues because magnesium supplements have laxative effects.

I had a dream where you changed your profile pics to that of Kakashi from Naruto. Anti-depressants are weird

Bump

Bro said sperm whale 😭

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGApCoyMtyP/?igsh=eGVqa3UxdGdhcHdu

Do you live in Poland now or just taking a connecting flight?
Only a month in now. There might not even be an Ireland to go to by May!

It’s time to rebuild the military
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGTURwxzX9T/?igsh=MWFleW5wdjNsdjZuZw==