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I'm a man named Dan who drives a white van loaded with rockets to shoot at Iran because of terrorists like the Taliban I'm no fan. I also Fancy myself a fisherman who cooks up catches in a frying-pan unlike they do in japan because the only sushi-chef I met turned out to be a con-man. Thanks to my attention span I'll now switch subjects like I'd switch parts if I was a handyman working on a broken attic fan brought from Pakistan on a black and tan caravan headed by a clergyman. If I was the holy man I'd have to scan the area around Sudan for a girl named Jan because she might have a tin can and I could fill the can with raisin bran which keeps coming up in every story I plan and that I can't stand. So I'll end this span of the story of Dan like the 1960's ends the Klu Klux Klan now watch out if you call a repairman when you open your door It'll probably be the bogeyman.

1st Waifu: Rachnera

2nd Waifu: Kotonoha Katsura

3rd Waifu: Kurono Kurumu

My Husbando (No Homo): Winner Sinclair

Honorable Mention: Ikaros