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Lady Alice Elizabeth Charlotte Francis Hetherington Hughes the Second, a lost descendant of the royal family, was born to wealthy Russian aristocrats in 1823 where she was trained in swordsmanship, riding, archery, alchemy and how to play the accordion. Not long after, however, her family’s estates were destroyed when a downed alien warship crashed into them. Plunged into bankruptcy and in fear of being sold to the circus, Alice ran away from home, living with a pack of wolves until she was nine when she joined a ragtag crew of bloodthirsty pirate-bounty-hunters.

During the next few years, Alice skirmished with other pirate lords and circumnavigated the Earth. She discovered Atlantis, which she sank out of contempt, and narrowly prevented a zombie apocalypse in mainland Europe using only a saw, a small trampoline and a potato sack. On her travels, Alice founded the city of Rome and carved Switzerland out of a meteorite, depositing it between Italy and France just to keep an eye on them.

Bored with the Ocean, Alice fell in with a clan of gypsy performers in the harsh deserts of Ireland. Here she slayed countless dragons who happened to be terrorizing the land for some reason. Alice is perhaps most renowned for proving gravity to be a myth. Alice has most recently built an evil robot which may or may not take over the world in the coming months.