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Hey …
I guess you have stumbled across my profile. Yep you stumbled.
Not tripped or fell flat on your face, but stumbled.
It wasn't a graceful stumble that you could turn into a weird dance or jig though.
It was the kind of stumble that people laugh at you about for the next couple of days.
You were just walking along when something caught your foot
and you staggered to the left trying to keep your balance.
Unfortunately this sudden movement caused your other foot to catch too
and you did a little twirl right into the pedestrian next to you.
The Poor old lady didn't stand a chance against your attempted Pirouette.
Nor did you stand a chance against the handbag she hit you with thinking you were a thief.
That blow to the head really knocked you for a loop and you ran head first into a lamppost.
I'm telling you all this because I know you had a concussion and don't remember any of it.
By the way, I video taped the stumble and showed it to all your friends.
Since they know its a sore topic for you, they don't mention it when your around.
Once you leave the room though, they share quite a few chortles at your expense.
You don't remember the incident so it shouldn't bother you too much, right?
Hey, don't look so angry.
It was only a stumble.
It was the kind of stumble that led you to my profile and that has to count for something, yeah?
If you didn't stumble upon this place, then you would have never found out about your stumbling mishaps!
Hmm … Now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have told you.
Ignorance is bliss and all that.
Oops.