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Now do you see how powerful YOU is? Look at the powerful mind games they play - enough to give you split personality. Truly, a formidable enemy.

Oh yes, the thought of tiny creatures infecting your eyes are vital condiments to any meal. They really do give a unique flavour bile. I was only doing my part as a friend. Oh great, now every time I rub my eyes, I’m going to think of that. Thanks. Worst thing is, I have a vivid imagination so I’ll probably daydream about what it looks like from the organisms’ perspectives. Maybe like Attack on Titan with my hand being the star of the show.
I just had the image of the cartoon 64 zoo lane when you mentioned the giraffe. The show wasn’t inspired by you, was it? Well, I’m sure if you had squinted, the hailstones would have looked exactly like snow. Probably. When I was younger, it snowed properly and it would last for days. It’s just in the past couple of years that there hasn’t been much snow. If it doesn’t hail any more in your area, it could be a sign.

Yeah, rude strangers would typically say something about you regarding your appearance. They’ll try to fit you in a neat little box and stereotype you. That’s true, though, I don’t think people who know me could talk about me behind my back. Not in a “I’m perfect” kind of way. I’m not an open person and I avoid drama like the plague, so it would be hard to not be general? Probably.

Exactly. Though, (in England but I’m sure it’s happening worldwide) things have been becoming more and more expensive so that could be it. I remember the times when I could buy sweets for 20p or so. Maybe, books were less expensive before? I’m not allowed to put anything on my walls. Anyway, that’s a good idea. Nothing can make you feel useful the way post it notes on your walls can. I could make a full scale investigation like in Prison Break.

That could be a bloodbath if you were to play it with all the contenders on the planet at the same time. Instead of bursting the bubbles with the needle, it could go horribly wrong. Maybe that could be the point (pun was not intended, you know you’re a master when you can do it unintentionally), the last person standing gets to survive. Every year, the whole planet is stained red with blood. To commemorate the contenders, 99 red balloons are lifted to the sky with the song (99 red balloons) playing in the background and then each of the balloons are popped.

That’s surprising. I don’t think we get Mr Bean Christmas specials over here. We get The Snowman every year and for some reason we also get Harry Potter.

“.… ordered the chef to make lobster soup out of them but the chef had other plans…..”

One thing about Light which surprised me was how he acted before he died. To see him go from a level of superiority to such a pitiful person was kind of unexpected yet fitting. I wanted to know what the bells meant to L. Did he know he was going to die? I have a feeling he did.

For people who have killed multiple times before they were caught, it’s hard to believe that they would feel remorse. Surely, the time to feel remorse would be after the first time they did it? The best thing to do after watching a documentary about psychopaths, is to read about the great people who did everything they could to save people (as opposed to killing them). Just reading about people like Desmond Doss feels thrilling. There’s a wall behind me so there can’t be a psychopaths… can there? If they wore the corpse all the time, it would be so much easier to catch them. One thing I find disturbing about psychopath stories, is how useless the police sometimes are/used to be. Something strange is reported but they don’t even investigate it.

Oh my goodness, I love this. That’s almost exactly how it was except I didn’t wear a tie and we got served on plates (just kidding, they were trays).

This is the most accurate prediction I’ve seen. I don’t know if it will predict accurately for you too, but I imagine it will. But you should check it out, you might learn something new.

That’s horrible - the police seriously did nothing? They might have also believed that he was going to be resurrected. I can’t ever imagine having so much faith in something like that to the extent where I would die to prove it. Or let someone else die. What if he had some kind of mental illness so he couldn’t think rationally?
Wait, would it be possible to stick wood together with toothpaste? What if you lathered two blocks of wood, and allowed the toothpaste to harden? Can toothpaste harden? Anyway, yeah, it’s laughable to see how people fail their own logic.

I don’t know what’s going to happen. We’re definitely leaving the EU, but the future is unforeseeable. I thought that leaving the EU was a bad idea, but apparently there’s something I’m not seeing because so many people voted to leave. I’m not that knowledgeable about politics but I wonder how many people who voted are worse than me. To make it worse, a lot of the leave group seemed to have been driven by racism because hate crimes and racial abuse have gone up significantly after Brexit. And then on top of that, it’s people from my generation and younger who are going to be affected the most but we can’t even vote. So, who knows? What did you think about it?

Someone like the Overlord is probably powerful enough to destroy you with just a baby toy so maybe you’re right - maybe they were implying that that’s what their weapon will be. I obviously wouldn't know because I'm not the Overlord.
At first I was confused as to what you were asking because it almost seemed like you implied that I was YOU (the Overlord not ‘you’ YOU). But that couldn't have been it; I know that you wouldn't suspect me of doing something like that. Anyway, I don’t know who this YOU is.

I was searching for ordinary maggots (as you do) when Google kindly suggested that search. I knew you wouldn't want to miss out so I told you about the ‘maggots in teeth’. How kind am I? My friend once lost her appetite because I told her about the tiny organisms that live on your eyelashes. The tree man disease looked more cool and less disgusting than I imagined. (My win.)
I think it snows more in the north especially Scotland, but I live in the South East so no snow for me. It snowed the other day (which is weird enough considering it’s Spring) and it was sunny an hour later with no trace of snow. And shows do that because you can’t have a Christmas special without snow (it’s an unwritten rule, you’re guaranteed to fail if you don’t). People think of it as a barren wasteland with a lion den in your back garden. A lot of people also think that there aren't any rich people in Africa either probably due to the media.

The way I decide if cheese is the right colour or not is by how radioactive it looks. If it’s not green and glowing, it’s not for me.

If I had the perfect memory, I would try and learn as many languages as I can. Then go to foreign countries, pretend I don’t know their language and see what the kinds of things people say when they think I don’t understand. It would be like seeing what someone says behind your back in front of you.

I feel like the aim of certificates is to try and manipulate persuade you into being a ‘good’ student. I got an achievement for having a neat enough handwriting to earn the right to use a handwriting pen instead of a pencil when I was 11. That’s probably the only achievement I would frame if I had to choose one.
Well, first of all, I can’t even pass the first step of choosing the book because I'm too indecisive. Second, I don’t have the kind of money to afford books because I'm saving up. But the rest is true enough. My weakness is stationery. I've bought things like cheap fountain pens even though I don’t need them at all. And fine liners. And post it notes. It all adds up in the end.

You could always jump off (with a parachute of course). A combination of bubble riding and sky diving, it would be Bubble planet’s international sport. Don’t what to call it. Maybe a poetic name like “Death Wish” or “Bubble Burst”. True, but what if it was inside a realistic planet? Like Earth but with bubbles under the tectonic plates.

That’s surprising, I thought most foreigners aren't familiar with British TV. American shows tend to be much more popular and internationally broadcast. Like The Office, for example.

“.... waved his national flag to display his patriotism and loyalty....”

Thing is, the other prisoners probably wouldn't believe them if they said they were wrongly convicted. I don’t know about protesters though, but they would probably still be abused. Especially if they looked weak.

I was on Light’s side until he tried to kill the fake L on the news. If he was truly looking to make a better world, he wouldn't have tried to murder innocent people even if they did provoke him. And if I remember correctly, he said he would go as far as killing his family to reach his goal. L was similar in the way that he would also do immoral things (like torturing Misa) to get what he wanted. But I don’t know how far he would go when given the chance.

Cases like these feel unbelievable. There are actually people cruel enough to lock up their own children and torture them. After I watch a documentary about psychopaths, sometimes I feel paranoid when I'm walking down the street. Anyone could be a crazy, corpse wearing, murdering maniac and you wouldn't know it (I know it’s unlikely).

In some ways I've become less picky with food. At school, we had to finish most of our lunch before we were allowed to leave for break time. One time when I was younger, I got pizza (which I used to hate) and I refused to finish it. I was the only person left in the hall but I would still not touch it. In the end, they just gave me the leftover chips. I can understand that, I'm more lenient towards my own cooking because I have low expectations.

Honestly, I don’t pay much attention to other people’s horoscope outlines. I prefer making fun out of my own horoscopes and the characteristics that I'm supposed to have. I'm ‘sensitive’ and ‘mysterious’ whatever that means. So no, I don’t trust those outlines. I mean, there isn't anything mysterious about me, is there? Anyway, do you trust horoscope outlines?

Because you can’t prove them wrong, can you? You can claim to juggle uranium for a living, no that’s a bit too ridiculous have a doctorate or be whoever you want to be. Someone claimed that god literally told them what to do and what was going to happen in the “Rapture”. I was dumbfounded when there were people that ‘believed’ him. Maybe it was an act but there you go.
I can relate, I absolutely hate it when people do that. There was a comment on Youtube to which I replied that some people don’t believe in god. They replied that atheists don’t have a strong father figure so we deny the presence of god. Or that being a teenage girl must mean that you behave a certain way or do certain things. Or even being born in this generation means something.
Yeah... coincidence. Ha.

Sorry I replied so late (again). To be perfectly honest, I don’t really know what happened. I feel like I zoned out of reality and I’m back again now that my official exams have started. I’ve been out of it since Christmas. I don't know if that's ever happened to you, but yeah.

I see, you were going for the realistic (I use that word loosely) approach. You say you like my version better but you don’t know the rest of the story. The Overlord is too powerful and defeats you without even lifting a hand. Surely, a few punches from your neighbour and being admitted to an asylum is better than this humiliation? No, it’s not a horror film. It’s an inspiring and adventurous story suitable for all age groups including newborns.
No idea who this YOU person is, but I'm sure you have good reason to suspect them. I find it to be an interesting coincidence that they happen to look like my avatar. Funny, isn't it?

Have you searched for “maggots in teeth” in google images? You should, it’s terrifying. I'm relieved to live in a country where there aren't any insects like that (at least in my area). I thought that tapeworms were a type of worms and I class worms as a type of insect. It’s probably not scientifically accurate though.
They shouldn't go to places like Canada or the US in winter then. There was a news story a while back where a prisoner went back to jail because it was too cold (in the US, I think). When it snows here, we would have to gather snow from the entire street to make a snowman. Not that I've tried.

.... Yeah, it’s so annoying when you confuse milk with a toxic chemical which just happens to be there for a completely innocent reason. Happens to everyone. To me, Accel World was much better than SAO. The concept of SAO was great, but not the actual anime. That’s really cool. Things like this make me excited about future technology and of all the possibilities.

I would prefer to have a selective memory in which I can choose what to remember. But I would choose perfect memory over the type of memory I have now. You?

Would the Doctor know that someone was evil if they were hiding it? Or what if they lost their memory of their wickedness (like Light in Death Note) and regained it at a crucial point in the story? I don’t know if the Doctor is the type of person who can gauge exactly what someone is like just by meeting them.
People would be more excited if we had live executions instead. We had award assemblies in high school every term and it was very boring. Most of the awards were pointless certificates and you had to stand in front of everyone once you got one. I didn't understand why they had make such a big deal when they could have just given the award in class or something. I used all my certificates as scrap paper. On the positive side, I was motivated to think of deep topics like you during these moments.
Maybe it’s because I'm a cheap person in general, but I don’t understand why people spend so much money on weddings. Just to sign a piece of paper. Or why it’s important to spend so much on an engagement ring, not even the wedding ring but the pointless engagement ring. (Or is the engagement ring used as the wedding ring afterwards?)
You know you can make unpoppable bubbles? I've seen someone buy this thing with which they made a bubble and it melted when they touched it. It was really cool. But a land made of it would be really weird. Would you fall through the bubbles to the other side or be pulled to the middle due to gravity?

I was referring to the fact that they lost the war but they might have looked like that as well. When they thought that no one was looking. I didn't know that, next time I read a boring book, I’ll smell it and see if that makes it better.

I'm full of doubts anyway but QI just makes it worse. My favourite episodes are when David Mitchell is on, his rants are hilarious. What do you think of British comedy? On comments about British comedy, I've read that a lot of foreigners don’t find it funny.

“... consumed it anyway, because he had no sense of morality despite his reputation as a hero....”

What do you mean by a person who hasn't committed a crime? Haven’t all prisoners committed crimes? I read that child molesters are treated the most harshly by other prisoners including murderers.

That’s one thing that annoyed me about Misa. She let her emotions control her too much even though Light was manipulating her the whole time. That’s interesting, why do you think that Light was using his heart as well? I saw him as someone who didn’t use his feelings to the point that he would kill his family if he needed to.

There was a famous case of Czech twins who were locked up in a cellar and beaten for years, but they grew up normally after they were rescued. However, they weren't completely alone so maybe that’s why they weren't predisposed to hate everyone. And they were cared for after they were adopted so that helped too.

For us, the three sciences are all separate qualifications but there is a combined course. How come you did chemistry for physics? I would have thought that biology and chemistry overlapped more than either with physics. Luckily, we don’t have to memorise most of the equations in physics as they’re given in the exam. It’s mostly about understanding the concepts and applying what you know to the questions they ask. Do your grades also depend on a national standardised test?
Cabbage. A lot of people confuse cabbage with lettuce, but I don’t because I absolutely hate cabbage. I think I've become pickier about food as I've grown older.

No, no, eating this disgusting vegetable will only make it worse. To use against people in a perfectly nice and honourable way, of course. I'm not evil, you know. I prefer reading about what the signs are supposed to be like rather than what my future is supposed to be like. Most of the predictions are very vague like, ‘You will find yourself in a situation where you will have to make a difficult decision’. Like, is it talking about having a hard time choosing what book to read or which cereal I should have?

I've heard a similar story but it’s a fish who is judged. It’s annoying when someone flaunts their IQ score or qualifications to validate something they've said even though it’s completely unrelated. You could be discussing which type of popcorn is the best and they would automatically “win” because they have an IQ of 200 (though that hasn't happened to me). I don’t know if it’s the same with you, but I find that people on the internet tend to flaunt their IQ more.
Sorry it took me so long. I had mocks for my AS so I ended up procrastinating and losing my sense of time. And thanks for the image. It’s very beautiful and don’t worry, I'm as strong as an ox (not literally so don’t invite me for a fight with one, I'll die).

Thank you so much! I was expecting a paragraph answering my questions or a link, but this is amazing. I didn't even think of making my pages a div and creating the illusion of slide transition. By the way, I noticed you used a "button type" thing to make a button. Is it ok if I don't use that or is that the best way? I've been using a div with a link attached to it and there hasn't been a problem.

Anyway, I'll try adapting the code and hopefully it will work for me (fingers crossed). Seriously, I can't thank you enough. Remember if you ever need help with... yeah, you can ask me.

Talk? I would be too busy running in the opposite direction to talk. After all, I'm exactly the kind of person she would want to kill and drain the blood from. You would have a better chance of surviving.
I felt sorry for her, she gave up what she so desperately wanted and she didn't get to live very long either. She seemed happy in the end, though.
Was it like this in your head? You should contact Marvel and make this into a film.
Centipedes, millipedes, maggots, leeches, tapeworms....etc. I don’t have a phobia of them but I wouldn't want to be near them. You? (I noticed you said insect in the singular, but I included more because... knowledge is power)
But remember, this happened in England so a waterfall (what we call rain) probably appeared out of nowhere and killed it on impact. The horror version of Incy Wincy spider.

Breakfast can be toxic? Maybe something like SAO or Accel World will be made. A social networking site where you can enter a virtual world and socialise or do whatever else you want. It seems impossible but who knows? Do you have any idea what will come next?
I don’t know. Probably. Deep inside your instincts, you were prepared for this and developed a foolproof strategy where you would spread love (like carebears) to stop the soldiers.

It helped that you have your birthday included in your profile. I forget my own birthday and age sometimes but that’s probably because I’m often absent minded. Or maybe it would be more accurate to say I have selective memory.
There haven’t been many episodes without his companion so I'm not sure what it would be like if there was a whole series without one. But out of all the people he cares about, his companion seems to be the first. In one of the episodes of the new series, he showed the most concern for Clara even though there were other people risking their lives. What do you think? You know, I think it would be interesting to have an evil companion instead of a normal one. Anyway, the alien I was most excited about was obviously the Doctor, you?
I don’t think people were motivated to go to assembly, not even by the songs. I liked singing when we sang songs I liked. We sang songs like ‘In an English Country Garden’, ‘As Tears Go By’ ‘Donna Donna’ ‘Auld Lang Syne’... etc. We never sang our national anthem. Didn't you sing normal songs?
I think religion wasn't even involved at first, but the Church was brought into it later (like with almost everything). I read that it was first made as an alliance between families for money, property or other things. Marriage is probably now a way of showing commitment and that they won’t leave (‘til death do them part) which is funny considering the number of marriages ending in divorce.
To have everything I want, or to have every power I want. Or the ability to make and travel through dimensions. Or the ability to make physical objects from my imagination. What would your wish be?

I was going to say that every black colour looks the same, but that really does look like black. It’s the colour of my heart, (jk)
Well, you saw what happened to the Nazis, didn't you? That’s exactly why you shouldn't burn books (unless it’s really boring or your life depends on it).
Seems like it would be a waste of money to incinerate something for no real reason.

I agree, you really did walk into that one. You've now been enlightened with the knowledge of how benevolent vultures really are. I expected this day to come.
To be honest, I would rather tell people that I fought with a jellyfish as opposed to diving into spaghetti. It’s so much easier to explain. I knew it probably wasn't the Blue whale because it was an obvious answer (but I was still shocked). In the show, the obvious answers are usually wrong.

“... , the so-called ‘generous’ shark was actually scheming...”

There could be a completely different system depending on the people in power. If really insane people are in power, then there could be a ‘justice’ system where people who haven’t murdered go to jail. And a lot of sane people will probably go along with it.
That’s the only explanation. Only a truly evil person would do something like that.

In most occasions, I think it’s best to take your feelings into consideration but not depend your decision on it. Part of using your head is to find out the best outcome for you so you have to know what you want/know what your feelings are. But sometimes it’s important to do the opposite of what you want.However, I don’t know if it’s the right thing to do but I often rely on intuition. Does that count as feelings? What do you think? Head or heart?

On one side, if I was in her place, I would probably do the same to people who want to torture me. I agree that after going through so much, it would be very difficult for her to cope with it and stay sane. On the other hand, I don’t agree with her killing/hurting innocent people.
If the theory was true, the creators probably live in a perfect world. Otherwise, I doubt they would recreate a world like this. Or maybe they live in a horrible world and this is the best they could come up with.



Schrodinger’s cat was something that should have demonstrated an idea in quantum physics, right? I'm hoping the subject will come up in my classes but it probably won’t. Good thing I have the internet. Did you like chemistry the most out of all your subjects or just science?
.... That sounds worse than I expected. Not sure if it’s any different here. It’s probably the same since elitists and false sense of superiority seem to exist everywhere.
Oh, I quite like lettuce especially in burgers. You’re thinking of the wrong vegetable which serves you right for trying to use my weakness against me.

Of course I can read minds. You thought of asking that question when you read my answer. Believe me now? Honestly, I don’t put any trust in them but I like finding horoscopes to use against people. Birthday affecting personality without explanation doesn't make sense to me. If some kind of personality altering chemical was released depending on the birth month it would make sense. Do you trust horoscopes?

Exactly. I don’t believe that intelligence has everything to do with how many facts someone can recite, it has to be more than that. Unless you’re going to measure intelligence using IQ tests, education isn't that relevant. I think you have to have some basic education to complete an IQ test, but I've never done one so I could be wrong.

Strangling someone wouldn't be the strangest thing that has happened, at least they wouldn't bathe in their significant other’s blood to retain a youthful appearance. Anyway, I hope if I ever get amnesia, the slapping technique would work for me. I'm sceptical of people anyway, and forgetting everything would make it worse.
That’s true, his eyes (or lack of eyes) and his stitched smile did make him less creepy. Small and fragile? Don’t be deceived! They’re virtually undetectable and the next thing you know, they've crawled inside your ear and made cobwebs. Mosquitoes are worse, though they can’t be that bad because I saw an interesting fight between one and a tiny spider. The spider won.

It’s something else I will probably never understand. Unless they’re being followed for doing/making something like, I don’t know, art, music, literature or what they think is important. I would be proud too if a cause I was fighting for gained recognition.
You mean, you think you’re running away from the giant pink care bear. You’re actually running towards it...

Doesn't decay take a long time? I don’t know how long they could walk around before their leg falls off. They could infect several people before then and the zombie population would increase. And then you have to think about the number of unfit/malnourished people who wouldn't be able to run away.

I forgot about that (did I mention I have a very bad memory?). I've never seen them as ‘evil’ but that might be because I know humans. Worse things have happened on the news than on Doctor Who. That reminded me of another scene in that episode where an angel talks to the Doctor using a walkie-talkie. He/it really seemed to have a personality, so that confirms it. I'm ashamed to say that I had to watch it a few times to find the guitar, and then I realised that I did see it, I just didn't process it. I would say mid-life crisis? Or it might be like Matt Smith’s fez. He was wearing a hoodie too, so that might be important. The trailer looked like it would have more sci-fi elements, so I'm really anticipating the new series.
Yeah, the music is whatever the teacher running the assembly wants it to be. Sometimes there’s classical music or other genres playing as people walk in and sit. We don’t sing or anything like we used to in primary school.
I agree, it’s not reality and none of real life problems are in the way. They’re together and they stay together. Looking at it like that makes it seem better than today’s typical bad marriage. And the gender war or whatever it’s called.
I would take unlimited money too, I was surprised by how many people wanted unlimited love. If it was so easy to obtain love by wishing for it, it doesn't seem like real love. Wouldn't any person choosing unlimited love always doubt their partner really loves them?
That sounds so sweet that I can’t imagine any real danger a ‘poisonous cuddle’ would possess. If there was a snake, it could be a ‘cuddle tornado combo’ or something because snakes are cute too.
Huh, I didn't notice that. I noticed Gaara though, his hair changed a lot. Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be reading it any time soon.

Noooo, don’t say ‘try to imagine a new colour’. I can almost feel a physical pain in my head trying to think of one.
The historical value? The same reason they try and preserve an old building rather than replacing it with a newer, stronger one? And another thing. Information can always be manipulated on the internet, but books are physical and tangible. Maybe I've been reading too many dystopian novels where books are banned.
I think it could even be a raft as long as you behave like a pirate and have a parrot (the parrot is the most important thing).

That would definitely be a big problem here as it rains frequently so there would be lots of mud. Is it that hard dangling a carrot on a fishing rod? Exactly, their temperament is so gentle and kind that they were mistaken for hummingbirds. You've supported my point.
It must have taken a bright spark to harness electricity and shed light to the science behind it. That’s a good idea to cover up an embarrassing accident - no I didn't spill hot food, I got stung by a 5 metre jellyfish. You know, jellyfish are the longest animal in the world. I found that out from QI.

“... a generous shark offered to help on the condition that they....”

That’s also what we learned in Psychology about serial killers, some parts in their brain is under-active and others are over-active than ‘normal’. Some people are predisposed to criminal behaviour but their environment makes it worse. I've always been both fascinated and appalled by criminals.
I thought snowballs would have some resemblance to marshmallows because the one I have is called ‘Mallow’.

I don’t think it’s a fault. It’s not like I'm doing it for a benevolent reason either. If I really disliked someone I wouldn't want them to be part of my life but by refusing to help them, it would be like I'm acknowledging that they are... if you know what I mean. And I don’t like letting my feelings completely influence my actions.

To be honest, the music was the best thing about it for me. Anyway, did you find yourself sympathising with Lucy and agreeing with her actions?
I really like this interpretation. Have you heard of something called the ‘simulated reality’ hypothesis? The idea that we’re living in a computer simulation or that we could create sentient beings that don’t they’re in a virtual world. I'm not too familiar with it as I've only heard about the term quite recently, but your interpretation provoked that thought.



Same here, I've always been fascinated with how things worked so physics was really enjoyable when I learned it on my own. It was frustrating to learn in class but hopefully it will be better now. Which part of physics did you like the best? I've started my first year but we’re going over the basics, so I don’t have a good idea of how difficult it will be. I got lost a few times going to school and coming back home. It was an interesting experience.
I had the image that it would be like the IT department in The IT Crowd, but you've destroyed that image. What do you mean when you say they’re condescending bigots? Are they that bad? You would be good at graphics since you have experience with Photoshop.
Yep, but eating vegetables eases the difficulties and you will live longer until you’re about 250.
Did I? Well, I heard you thinking it so the horoscope- I mean, scientific fact is still true.
I have a question. Do you think an uneducated person is stupid? I was having an argument about this with someone else and they also said ignorance is the same as stupidity.

I think I would only kick them because of the shock, but maybe it could give me an advantage. They could be so stunned that it would give me time to escape. Strangle them in their sleep? Sometimes, I genuinely believe that you’re trying to send me to jail. I would prefer to be the one suffering from amnesia lest I get strangled. You?
Subsequently, the pumpkin thing would carry the captured to a dungeon where... things would happen. I found Jack creepy at first. I’m not fond of things with very long limbs in proportion to their body. They’re just creepy to me but I’m not sure why. Spiders are okay unless they’re like cellar spiders.

One thing I don’t understand, is why people want to get so many ‘friends’. I’ve seen people in my school boasting about their followers or friends but I don’t think I would want to be followed or have hundreds of strangers as ‘friends’.
But what if they were wearing gas masks because there was a gas that produces hallucinations in the victim? In reality, you wouldn’t be escaping anything or anyone... they would be experimenting on your body, filling your brain with parasites.

That’s true, your feelings about someone could make you protect them without conscious effort. Well, a pilot could fly to Antarctica and collaborate with those scientists. But a scientist would probably be help in the long term as they could develop a cure or a way to get rid of the zombies.

If I was with them in real life, then I would be very grateful for the ability to trick them. But in the comfort of my bedroom watching the episodes, it’s more interesting if they’re not gullible. Knowing me, (even if I did trick them) I would walk right into them and would probably be safer sticking to not blinking. I’m still curious if the angels have a consciousness. One thing I didn’t like about the Capaldi series is that I felt like it had way too much emphasis on the companion’s life. My favourite is probably David Tennant. He was always energetic and childish, but then he suddenly turned ‘dark’ when things got serious. Oh, have you seen the trailer for the new series?
It’s an amazing show, isn’t it? Why on earth did they cancel it? We still have it on TV here, but they’re just reruns of episodes.
I got that same impression you had when I saw the movie, but before that, I thought it was an epiphany. This was before I knew it was a Disney song and I heard it in a shop. He kept repeating ‘because I’m happy’ to mock that you aren’t as happy as him. I probably feel that way because I heard it in an assembly at school at 9am.
What I don’t like about soul mates, is that it seems like you don’t have a choice. Love is something that usually develops as time goes by but the idea of soul mates takes that away. That’s why I don’t understand when people wish for a soul mate especially after they read a story about it. That reminds me of a question I was asked, would you choose unlimited love or unlimited money?
Of course, I couldn’t look directly into their eyes because feared the consequences of behaving so insolently to a higher being. There’s a saying that cats have never forgotten that they were worshipped as gods in the Egyptian times. Why is a cat piercing its tongue sinister? Is it going to insert a poison filled jewellery which would coat his fur and harm anyone who touches it?
I don’t remember him cutting his hair or getting a bandaged arm....? Why do you know things I don’t? Anyway, there was something I didn’t like about the ending even though it was a good thing. I can’t spoil it for you.

Is it worse than flat spiky plants? I used to fall into them on my palms a lot and it was so difficult getting them out.
When I’m an old lady, I’ll try that. I would have nothing to lose so even if I did go to jail because of you, I wouldn’t be there for long. Yeah...of course, I would never dream of deceiving you probably
I feel like there’s something you aren’t telling me. Maybe you are human, But you haven’t been trained to learn a hundred languages, master all martial arts or build robotic suits that can be used as weapons?
I don’t think so, or at least I hope not. There are so many libraries around the world filled with books and other documents. Why would they get rid of all of that?
Would you make it say “I want gum gum” and “you are dumdum”? Hey, you could become a pirate if you do that. And yeah, I like ‘dark’ stories and conspiracies which explains that. Anyway, if they were to put you on an island, it wouldn’t just be a normal, peaceful one. It would be an island where you have a very low chance of survival, and lack of communication to the real world.

Maybe I could train the pigs to do my bidding. I wouldn’t even have to pay for petrol or bus fares, the pig would just take me where I want to go. How reliable and trustworthy would you say these pigs are? Vultures can’t be vulgar, I can prove it too..... they were on Disney. Now what do you have to say to that?
I felt the same way about electric eels. I was so confused as to how an eel could generate electricity when it took us so many years to harness. Good luck with touching them. Have you seen the kind of scars leave?
Wow, I’m so good at inventing new technology. That is one very good idea of mine. Except, do you think we’ll get sued for physically wounding them?


“...and that was to seek the help of the coffee...”

Well, cannibals have probably been eating humans for a reason. Who knows? Wait, I’ve had snowball cakes (no, this genuinely is a thing), and they look kind of like marshmallows. Do they taste the same?

And the problem is, you don’t really know what to believe. The media probably aren’t going to tell you everything especially since they might not know everything in the first place. Hopefully, this problem will soon be over.
But it’s like they don’t know how to grade boundaries work. It will be lower if the whole country found the paper hard anyway, which is much fairer than a petition in my opinion. If you looked at the news sites, a lot of the adults were claiming that it was ‘very easy,’and ‘O-levels were much harder’ but then they got it wrong themselves. I almost felt embarrassed for them.
I probably would help them (obviously it also depends on the kind of help they need), but it would be the same as helping an acquaintance. I’m only helping because they require it. You? I find that the people who tell me to be lively, are the same people that I don’t share many interests with. Or maybe it’s because we don’t share interests, they tell me to be more lively.

The first episode looked interesting which was why I watched the rest of it. But the rest of it seemed more like a cliche harem than the violent, gory mystery/action anime I was expecting. And I didn’t find it that deep or philosophical either. Though I do like philosophy to some extent - some questions are really frustrating.
I like that theory/speculation. How do you think the ‘physical’ Lain was produced if she was essentially a piece of software? That’s what I like about this anime - you can make any interpretation you want.
I just don’t like hot or bright weather. I would really appreciate your help. The problem is, I don’t really know where to start with programming or how to use it without a website telling you (like in myanimelist they give you a box to put your code in). There are so many ‘languages,’ too.
It’s better to have an open mind about what you’re going to study as you can experience the different choices available, so basically.... I have no idea. For my A levels, I’m planning to take the three sciences and maths. I enjoy those subjects and would like to do something in a scientific/medical field. Have you already chosen to continue programming for the future?
And... Happy Birthday! Congratulations on living another year. By the way, I’ve found something about you which is obviously based on facts and evidence.
It explains why I always seem to be the evil one when the reality is very different.

If I knew that a person had changed completely (their personality) due to their memory loss, they would be a different person to me. I don’t know if I could continue to have the same feelings for them unless they acted the same as before. That’s scary. If there was an unknown person sleeping next to me, I would kick them out of my bed. And then run away. Whilst questioning my mental health.
You know what’s scarier than a scarecrow on a remote controlled car? A scarecrow attached to a spring. Just when you think you’re outrunning it, it jumps in front of you and captures you. That reminds me. Have you ever been creeped out by Jack from the Nightmare before Christmas?

Let’s just say, I know my way around the internet. Whether it’s mutated moths or angry anime faces, I know everything (apart from social media sites - I will never understand them).
I find all masks creepy. Even if it was a Dora the Explorer mask, I would find it creepy not knowing about the reality underneath the mask. But don’t you think it’s even more scary if you see a person wearing a gas mask? They must be wearing that mask for a reason, so you would question whether you would survive not wearing it.

I watched a documentary clip once about some people who died protecting their girlfriends at a shooting. How they had no time to think and that it defied the ‘nature of humans’ or something. Maybe a pilot would be the best profession? They could just fly away, and they know all of the places to fill their tank. What do you think?

But wait. You can trick Weeping angels, can’t you? Amy tricked them in an episode. So do you think drawing eyes on your eyelids would fool them into thinking your eyes are open? The Silence were amazing, I hope they turn up again in the new series. I love the names too (Vashta Nerada) and how many Doctor Who references you can put into everyday conversation. Don’t blink. Count the shadows. It’s what’s in the dark - it’s what’s always in the dark. By the way, what do you think of Peter Capaldi as the new Doctor?
There’s already a cartoon called Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids to teach children lessons. I used to watch this all the time when I was younger.
I have very bad memory so the song I choose probably isn't my all time favourite, but I really like ‘I See the Light’ at the moment. But every time I hear it, I get an image of someone having an epiphany and on their knees, shouting to the world that they can see the ‘light’. Your favourite? It’s the song by Pharrell.
I don’t know, maybe at the end of the series, everything is revealed. I've never liked the idea of soul mates even though some people seem to find it ‘romantic’. What do you think about soul mates?
No, no, no, that can’t be it. I can’t be allergic to cats. First of all, I'm not allergic to anything (except disgusting food like cabbage). Second, the closest I've been to a real life cat is a metre. We exchanged glances and it was over. Maybe, it wasn't licking the cactus but it was trying to pierce it’s tongue?
Only because Sasuke was depressed and had an inferiority complex. Sometimes, I really didn't like him. Actually, Kakashi probably reads the most thought provoking ‘literature’ in the series. Also, do you know what happens in the end of Naruto? Because I do. I know everything now. Ha.

That would be amazing, I could mass torture protect myself by making them unable to stop itching themselves. I've always wanted to try itching powder to see how bad it is. But it’s a pretty stupid idea to inflict that kind of torture on yourself - curse my curiosity!
Wait, if my coughs were very inconspicuous, how did everyone hear them? Surely, if that was true, they would not be affected because they wouldn't hear it in the first place. I feel like you’re trying to deceive me... Truly, you are an evil mastermind. Are you trying to deceive me again? Make me become the rule of the world and stray to the dark path. Your plans are commendable.
You’re not... a ninja? But I thought - I thought that you were a ninja. If you’re not a ninja, then what are you? I prefer physical books. Turning the pages feel so satisfying and I have a better idea of where I am in the book. And this might sound weird, but I like the ‘airy’ weight a book has instead of the solid weight of an electronic book. It’s just that reading from the internet is generally cheaper (free), requires no human contact and takes up less space (none at all).
What kind of monument would you build? It sounds like a lot of work, I would just make a pile mud and call that my ‘monument’. I would give them the banana tree in exchange for the fishing area because I don’t like bananas. I had a daydream that I was on a deserted island, but there were these zombies from a government experiment and they tried to eat me.

Do you, by any chance, know where to find a flying pig? Does a vulture count? They look very similar to flying pigs. And they both feed on leftovers too.
When I first saw an angler fish, I thought it was a mythical creature. It’s amazing how it’s adapted so well to even have a lantern. And a flounder can move its eye position, can’t it? I think sea creatures are one of the most interestingly developed in the animal kingdom. Jellyfish, especially.
It’s your job to do everything, didn't you know that? Honestly, do I have to do everything myself? Anyway, think of something because I'm the boss.

“... abandon the plan because they were afraid of the curse...”

I've got an idea so you don’t become human sauce! You could take milk with you and become human custard instead. I've never had marshmallows so I don’t know if they go with custard. But it’s better than sauce, right? If anybody asks, I’ll say that he died a gallant death, taking care of a creature who was in desperate need of some flavouring. Is that good?

It’s really difficult to judge whether what the media is saying, is reliable or not. But I do think that if they’re trying to convert people using violent methods then it’s despicable. And if they are really taking the freedom away from women and children, that’s despicable, too. Then again, the media over exaggerates or it’s biased. That reminds me of a maths exam question that’s gone viral. I don’t know if you've heard of it, but in the UK, there’s a question that so many people found difficult, there’s a petition to lower the grade boundaries. Funny thing is, I did the exam and the ‘Hannah and sweets’ question was definitely not worth making a petition about. The media are just using it to get attention.
This is why I avoid needing people. I’ll gladly help someone else if I can, but I will only ask for help if I'm desperate. I'm one of those people who would rather not love at all, than love and get hurt (that’s how the saying goes, isn't it?). You know what I really hate about social situations? People who tell you to be lively. How am I supposed to be lively when I'm surrounded by strangers I don’t care about, talking about things I don’t care about.

I've watched Elfen Lied, but I don’t understand its popularity. It didn't seem very interesting to me, maybe I should watch it again? I thought Lain had two personalities, she was both of the Lains. Or maybe she wasn't, the Lain at the beginning seemed kind of empty like she had no ‘humanness’. I need to watch this again, too. Sadly, it’s summer so I might have to wait some time. Thanks, I use previews because I have such bad memory, I need a picture to remind me what anime each of the title are. And I know what you mean, it took me a few hours (or what felt like hours) to do my lists. But it makes me really want to learn programming.

I can’t imagine how grateful you must be. But it’s okay, you don’t have to be indebted to me for rescuing you from that prison of a mind - I did it from the kindness of my heart.

Too bad we already know who the real guilty person is, otherwise you could have framed me as the guilty one. To be honest, I don’t think my mind can process thoughts in a split second so I probably wouldn't regret it. I would be dead before that could happen. If it was me, I would most likely choose dying from dehydration because I could buy time for an escape plan. I really don’t want to be crushed or drowned in acid. You?

That’s true, I don’t think we would be ‘human’ if we lost our mentality because we would lose who we are. If somebody you knew changed into a completely different person, what would you do? For example, they suffered brain damage which affected their personality and became different to the kind of person they were. Are you still supposed to keep the same feelings you had for them?
Would you give the scarecrows the ability to think, so that they can follow your instructions? I can’t imagine how else you would control them unless you installed robotics technology in them. Let me guess, you look something like this when angry At first, I thought a Joker mask would be effective but then I changed my mind. I think you’ll find a better mask than me.

Although soldiers have duty to protect, I wonder how many will choose a citizen’s survival over their own? I mean, if they were in a situation where they had no time to think about morals or consequences of their decision. I think it’s natural for most people to think about themselves before others.

There’s a great lesson to be learned from this; appearances are much more important than personality. At least, when making a popular animated film. I don’t remember that episode but I love the Weeping Angels. Actually, I like all of the villains, they are one of the reason the Doctor Who series are so good.
A sell by date Strawberry Shortcake world would probably be a children horror film, ruining dreams of kids everywhere. Little kids (especially girls) are scary. Trust me, you don’t want to make them your enemy. Maybe I just like what I'm used to, but I liked the 2003 animation for SS. I get what you mean, it’s like there’s a happy song every few seconds in a Disney film, but the older ones have more sad songs. No Way Out, God Save the Outcasts and Reflection are the songs that I can think of from the top of my head. I'm curious, have you heard of the song Happy? I think the gloominess of the song will make you more content than a Disney song would. I'm not deceiving you. Promise.
When you say that the inhabitants could find their opposites, do you mean like soul mates?
See, this is why I like cats. They’re so passionate about their fighting skills that it brings tears to my eyes. Also, because they do some of the most stupid things like playing with a snake that tries to attack them every few seconds.
I think Kakashi would make a brilliant therapist. He knows all about the struggles other people have, when he says “I got lost on the path of life” just proves it. Or maybe they would make great philosophers?

I'm not sure whether I'm supposed to laugh or be terrified for the future. What if everyone else becomes insane too, and only a few people like us are still left with healthy minds? At least, the world will become less violent with water guns instead of real guns.
Hmm, not sure why, But I feel like you might be deceiving me into doing something that might scare people. Whenever I clear my throat, people seem to go silent and pale. For some reason, a few people even faint or start having heart attacks but I have no idea why. Is there something weird about my coughs? Thank you, I even impress myself with my amazing plans - if I wanted to, I could rule the world right now. But, of course, I wouldn't do something so cruel because I'm so nice. Hopefully, they’ll get such an extreme fear of signing things that they wouldn't force others to sign documents.

You’re sounding more and more like a ninja. Be careful, those librarians probably want to kidnap somebody like you. Maybe it’s better to read online books, unless you prefer physical books?
If I went alone, it would be a bit tedious because I would have to get my own food, make my own shelter and whatever else you have to do. It would still be kind of relaxing. If I went with someone I disliked, I would make my own territory where they can’t come into, so it will be just like going alone (unless they want to kill me). And with someone I like, it might be more efficient and possibly fun. The only problem is that I might not have my own privacy or I might have to depend on them. You?

Oh no, you’re very sick. It seems to be a virus spread to you by an evil genius, I wonder who it could have been? Oh, and since you’re dying anyway, can I have access to your will? ...For security reasons.
That makes sense. I thought you might have been talking about a new type of submarine or something capable of locating oil reserves. Well, I guess a flounder are intelligent enough to find it, but what about an angler fish? They can use that lantern to light up the sea bed for the flounder if they can resist the urge to eat the flounder.
..... Oh. I thought my brain signals when I'm writing had to be replicated to move a robot ‘hand’. Never mind. Wait, is it possible to change a person’s handwriting by changing the writing tool? Do you want to work for me in developing this product? My rules are something like this..


“.... hatch a plan to cook an absurdly terrifying...”

-_-
Yeah, celebrate whilst you still can.
I'm glad I warned you, otherwise you might have travelled without a feather and be turned into part of a nutritious meal. But are you sure your body can bear to travel in a speed greater than light? The pressure might be too much and you could become human sauce on marshmallow...
There are so many age old questions that nobody has a concrete answer to, and only imagination can answer...ish. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight.

They seem to be especially attracted to countries with nuclear power, for some unknown reason. And you would think that improving defences would be more effective rather than attacking other countries. I mean, why go looking for a fight if your purpose is to ‘protect’ the country. Maybe they just want to make use of all the tax money they spend on the military. Anyways, what do you think about the war on ISIS?
Don’t stress over catching up to me - this amount of fame isn't as perfect as it seems. Honestly, I would rather have a boring truth than cause a lot of drama which can have the potential of hurting people. I know there are people that might create rumours with the purpose of getting ‘revenge’ and bringing pain to someone. People like this are a reason why I prefer staying at home and not socialising. Although, I probably would stay on my own even if they didn't exist.
You.. are you trying to kill me on purpose?! (Does exclamation mark or question mark go first when you’re trying to portray shock?) It didn't work because I knew that you were only trying to destroy me.

It’s so much better watching serious anime in cold weather or at night for me, is that why you waited too? Did I recommend to you that anime? If I did, I made an excellent choice (don’t I always? I even impress myself). I see you've finished watching it, how did you find the story? By the way, I like what you've done with your lists - it looks amazing. I've been meaning to change mine, but I'm currently contemplating on whether or not I want to put in the effort.

I'm glad that you've regretted your actions, I knew you would find the goodness in your heart to feel remorse. Like me, you have become much more kind-hearted and nurturing than before. I'm sorry you felt that way about the moth - it really wasn't my intention. I only wanted to show you something that you loved to motivate you into becoming a better person (like me). And the evil laugh? I only did that to... er... clear my throat.

Excuse me? I am a generous and loving person who would never seek to torture anybody, no matter who they were. You must understand that I do everything with the intention of being good. See, if I was in that situation, I would want to die quickly too. But at the same time, I wouldn't help but think that I might be able to survive it. In the end, I think most people would choose the least painful option, even if that meant a quick death.

Well, there are people who have forgotten everything but they’re still alive. I don’t know if forgetting past experiences can change a person, would they develop different interests if they started anew? If you mean that the soul/mental kind of ‘you’ would be dead, I agree. Similar to multiple personalities, it might be possible to develop a new self in the exact same body.
That’s amazing, you could dress as Jack-o-lanterns for Halloween and terrify the whole neighbourhood. Or, you could implement a plan for world (or town) domination using all of the pumpkin heads as your minions. If someone saw your face in that town, do you think they would be scared of you any more? That’s the only flaw in my plan. Apparently, I have an ‘innocent’ looking face so my only option is to wear a mask.
True, even if I played all of the violent video games or watched violent films, it probably won’t compare to a soldier. They would also have the equipment to battle in a zombie apocalypse scenario. In fact, every country with gun legalisation would have an advantage in a zombie apocalypse.

One thing I didn't understand was, why did so many people love the snowman? I can’t remember him doing anything special, and he didn't seem to have a lot of character development. Though, the lack of character might be due to the fact that he was created from a child’s imagination? Honestly, the thing that annoyed me the most was that all of the characters in the Strawberry Shortcake girls seemed to have all turned into girly girls. Literally, a whole episode was on the topic of painting nails- that’s not how they used to act at all! Of course, there’s nothing wrong with girlishness but they didn't all have to change like that. I find the songs one of the best things about Disney, unless the songs aren't good or they’re too frequent. Mulan songs are probably my favourite.
It might answer a lot of questions about Discworld. If the turtle was female, they might be able to predict something about where it was. They would then know that it would probably be able to reproduce, and they could speculate what would happen at the end of its journey?
They could predict that. However, a kitten wouldn't be able to do such evil, like use furballs as weapons against you. A cat on the other hand...
The reason behind your fascination with grass is very simple, and I could answer your question straight away. However, I must leave you to find the reason deep inside you, that is the best way. It is up to you. (Isn't that what all therapists/counsellors say?)

That’s impossible. Imagine they were pretending to be ventriloquists with a doll; the whole country would think they've gone insane. Actually, what would happen if the prime minister/president/country leader went insane?
That would explain why my friends look at me with shock when I say I don’t want children. “But you have to!” It does seem like a social requirement but that’s not a good enough reason to give birth. I'm glad I'm not prone to peer pressure. Of course! that must be it, they were definitely talking about buying two kettles. Why else would they smile? B-but, I'm not good at over dramatic glares.... I guess I have to make it up with twice as much sighing. It would be quite difficult to make a person sign adoption papers. Unless... a lot of people signed a very thin piece of paper, and the victim was asked to sign it for a ‘comparing signatures experiment’. In reality, adoption papers were placed under so that the ink could pass through. It would not be visible due to dim lighting. There, you don’t even have to blackmail them.

So, would you use the voice-over for every question they ask? That would be amusing, but they might recruit you to be a character that plays with minds.
Going to an abandoned island, or do you mean going to an abandoned island with someone I dislike? I would want to follow the advice, but then I would remember the disadvantages. No internet, no books, no knowledge of building houses, small range of food... etc.

Congratulations to me, I survived the cough attack. Wait, you haven’t faked your death already, have you? Now I can’t answer your question because you don’t exist any more, oh well.
There are too many satellites for people not to notice someone hiding huge amounts of oil underground. Are you talking about the fish flounders? About how they would find the oil? No, the oil would be placed in an area that where there are plans for it to be drilled.
I disagree, I don’t want my mind to be experimented on. This ‘research’ probably contains dissecting be brain or investigating its behaviour when electrified. Maybe they will dissect my hand and attach replicas to robots to create millions of notes.

“... ignoring this preposterous claim, and pleading the help of a mad....”

Damn it, you've beaten me in this game of puns - I can’t think of any more ‘cold’ puns. Or, you could be compressed by the gravity into minuscule object, it will be over before you know it. Bounce on what you think is a giant marshmallow planet, but then you realise that it’s placed on a large metal spoon.....
That’s true, the process of finding the answers is so much more interesting than knowing the answer itself (at least, for me). But I can’t stand it when someone can’t answer a question, they play the ‘god’ card. Anyway, when you say that you’re ‘bringing them into this plane’ where do you think it was before?

It’s great that they have power, congratulations to them, but they don’t seem to be using it for good. Of course, I have no say in how a country should be run, but apparently they've been involved in over 200 wars (this might be exaggerated by media, but...). So I guess you've had the same experiences with them as me, have you seen them obsessed with (the hoax of) being the most free? Or how freedom of speech justifies them being illogical, rude or offensive?
In conclusion, I am an expert at creating rumours (you seem to be catching up, but it would difficult for you to come to my level). You know, there is a quote to describe rumours: ‘whether it is one eye or a hundred eyes, all it takes is the human mind to fool them’. I might have made that up, but the fact is that two people can see something and come to the same conclusion, even if it’s a lie. Never mind, I've lost what I wanted to say.
Thanks, that makes me feel much better. Even after I die, I will die according to my predictions. Wait a minute, dying from positivity, wouldn't that feel like torture?

You’re right. I wouldn't do that to you.

“Reasons”, huh? That doesn't sound very reassuring. I don’t want to know what other methods you take to torture people. But I need advice from a master torturer; if two walls were to crush you, which position should you be in to experience the least amount of pain?

Exactly, he was too innocent and all it did was hurt him in the end. I'm not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that he was like that. I would choose forgetting everyone else too, for the same reasons that you would. Bur then I think if it’s better to forget myself, because if I was able to forget myself that easily, there wasn't a ‘me’ in the first place. And isn't the current ‘me’ the product of my environment anyway?
Haha, so you would choose death over living in a place like that? Honestly, I wouldn't blame you. How would you get necessities like food, or clothes (assuming that you didn't have a butler at this point, and there was no internet)? You might have to actually interact with these people.
I think that it all depends on the individual, not on whether they’re a gamer or not. If they had to kill someone, the really violent individuals will do it. Or, if they watched someone else die, they would be just as distressed as any other person. But maybe they would be more prepared in an apocalypse?

This lack of information on the movie is making me too interested in it. I do prefer the older Disney animations to the newer ones like in Frozen, but I don’t really mind CGI. What affects me is the new cartoons that appear to be carbon copies of each other. I saw the new Strawberry Shortcake cartoon which I find disappointing compared to the older ones. There isn't the same ‘feel’ that the older animation had, you know? I don’t know if it’s due to the animation itself, or because the characters lack any personality. At least you ask normal questions. The scientists in Discworld appear to be most concerned with the gender of the turtle more than anything else.
Life brings so many different surprises for each person, my surprise just might be a document about an apocalyptic event. You won’t be laughing when it turns into reality. You’ll be too frustrated because you’ll be unable to communicate with the mutant rabbit , the very rabbit that your life might depend on.
The human mind is very complex, but it appears that I have understood it fully. I knew that watching grass grow was one of your favourite hobbies long before you told me. And what a coincidence! I suspected that paint drying was a hobby of yours too.

But what will they achieve from making me suspect they’re controlling my mind? I don’t think the government would do it for entertainment. Wait. What if that is the case? No, they’re too stern faced for that... Probably.
I don’t understand. What did she mean by it’s better to ‘get it over with’? Are you sure they weren't talking about buying a second kettle or something? Because that would make more sense. I don’t know, my friends want to have children. One said that they would force me to adopt by faking my signature (obviously, as a joke). I asked them if they would adopt if someone forced them, and they said yes without hesitation. I was the only one who said no.

I think that would be fine. There’s nothing wrong with teen or adult type books, because that’s basically what all books are (apart from children books).That’s a very good theory, it might be what the librarians are actually doing. These questions to ‘welcome’ are actually an interrogation to find out if you are worthy for their quest. I'm glad I didn't give any honest answers to their questions, and I prevented myself from going there again. You must avoid going there if there are any suspicious librarians (hopefully they won’t see us sabotaging their plan).
What do you mean you will avoid thinking about it? Never turn down good advice, it might save you one day. And I do give very good advice.

*Cough cough* It appears that the time for me to fake my death from a cough attack is approaching. Then I will voyage to the land under the sea where my genius abilities will be used to their full potential. Or I could take cough drops. *cough cough cough* I hope you don’t get infected by my very serious and life threatening cough.
Don’t worry, when they see my plan to ‘eat a very special sandwich’, they will see how motivated and inspirational the human race were. This will lead them into cloning humans from body cells they found and bringing them back.

“.... understood that the average man threatened his survival in this world, so he...”

I think you’re very warm-hearted in comparison to my ability to give people the chills. They also disapprove of my tendency to get cold feet and giving strangers the cold shoulder. I just tell them that it’s the responsibility one has when they are a fridge. Jinx is a perfectly safe area, except when a transformer blows up. Accidentally, of course.
When science is advanced enough, people might be able to see inside a black hole. I'm really curious as to what it would be like, but it’s probably not going to happen for another hundred years, or so.
But dreams are a part of reality too, aren't they? How can you disprove the fact that you flew or chopped down an all consuming plant? Maybe because being awake is the never ending reality until you die. I don’t know, there are so many questions but no answers.
It’s nobody’s fault that huge oil reserves were found in an unexplored part of the ocean floor. But then again, even if people did get a lot of oil, everyone would just use it and global warming would rise. Then even more of Earth would be affected.

That’s exactly how it would go in reality. We have to keep up our reputation of being uptight, posh and snobbish. Have you noticed that a lot of Americans on the internet seem to be very patriotic? A lot of them seem to think they’re superior to everyone else, but I can’t tell if they’re trolling. Using the world wars and their own revolutionary war to support this idea. Nobody can be that delusional, can they?
If only I was an expert in everything, my life would be so much easier. Maybe there is a bit of dirt, I might still be able to use it if I try to actually fix it.
That’s the funny bit. Everyone’s perception of reality causes them to think that even such an innocent thing as an umbrella is a threat. They hear what they expect, and a lot of people don’t think about the reality of the situation. Well, maybe your rumour is slightly more realistic, but mine is the truth (does that mean it’s not a rumour?).
Thanks, and although I haven’t shown it, I appreciate the conversations we have too.
For a split second, I wondered how you knew. But then I remembered that I wrote it on my profile - I'm so clueless sometimes. Thank you again, and yep, I’ll try to make it my best year yet! One step at a time, right? I wonder if this much positivity will kill me

I can’t believe you would use L against someone as defenceless as me. You don’t want me to get child Orochimaru, do you? Or even a panda rabbit.
It’s quite suspicious that you’re so knowledgeable on this. You've never used food against someone, have you?

But I don’t understand why he fell in love with her in the first place? I don’t know how anyone can love someone that treats them badly, and doesn't accept them (even if it was only at first). If you had to choose between forgetting everyone, or forgetting who you are, which would you choose? If I lived in a place like that, the obvious option would be to run away. I'm a private person, so I don’t want to live in a place where everyone knew me, and bothered me. If I couldn't, I would paint my house black (so that people avoided me), and only go outside when I need to. What would you do? I don’t think your idea is unhealthy, we just have different approaches to protecting people from criminals. I do believe in second chances, but not in all situations.
Women may alienate people to make themselves appear superior, so they are perceived to be better? I don’t know, people do weird things.
Places like Japan have some of the most violent anime, or video games, but their crime rates are very low. On the other hand, a place like America has very high crime rates but it produces violent media, too. I agree that people become desensitised, but fiction is very different from reality. I wonder how a violent video gamer would react to a situation similar to their games?

I haven’t heard of this film coming out, do you know what it’s about? Though, I've heard that he’s making Beetlejuice 2 and Through the Looking Glass. Currently, I'm reading the Rincewind story arc of the Discworld series, but I heard that the Death arc is the best. It’s hard not be keen when the setting is a world in the shape of a disc, on top of elephants standing on a giant turtle.
You’re right, you never know what can happen in the future. I might even come across a Bengali document in which the plan to release a million zombies from a lab is disclosed. I won’t be able to understand it, if I can’t read. The same goes for you, you might meet a mutant rabbit that only understands Spanish.
I imagine I was suggesting that you should go to my garden, to admire... the grass. It’s a very nice green.
Why, thank you, it took me more than a decade to improve my vocabulary to this standard. I have to say that your vocabulary is impressive and refreshing, too.

There was nothing cringe worthy in my story, this government mind control business is a very serious matter!
According to research, more than 40% of domestic violence victims are men. I guess some of us aren't as compassionate as society thinks we are. I think that parents want the confirmation from others, that they’re doing a good job of bringing their kids up. But at the same time, they expect too much from the child themselves. Not every child is a genius, but their parents want them to be. Maybe they’re just mean, like you said.
But I'm already so outgoing, I don’t want to become even more outgoing. But no, I don’t think I would want to.

On the bright side, there were a few good books in that section, like Killing Mr. Griffin (you can tell from the title). I went to another library once, and their teen/adult/whatever-it-was section was filled with books like To Kill a Mockingbird. How unfair was that? What if.... what if, it’s a conspiracy? These ‘librarians’ try to find everything about you, steal your fingerprints using their ‘book scanner’, and use that information to... do something. I think we've uncovered their secret plot.
Research shows that placing people on an abandoned island, can lead to them bonding in an effort to survive. It’s a good tip, and it’s very effective although there was that incident in The Lord of the Flies and Battle Royale where everyone dies, but it’s only a minor problem. Hope I helped.

To be honest, I was planning on doing an epic battle like I've seen in movies. However, as a child, I gave up things even more quickly, which is why I did a rushed ending like that. Ok, maybe that’s inaccurate because I can’t get past the first paragraph these days. Er... yes, the paranoia and suspicions were definitely part of my ...plan. That’s.. exactly what I was planning *cough*. I was a genius back then.
Maybe my handwriting will be very similar to theirs, a cryptic language that nobody but aliens understand. My notes on restoring a disintegrated leg or growing a tail will be very useful to them. On the other hand, my *2015-to-do-list-that-I-don’t-have-a-name-for* might not be as useful.

“... he teleported to another dimension in which he grew 56 legs, and the crime that he had committed...”

Do you think I'm honestly that obvious? Of course, I’ll use the underground Fridginator (Jinx for short, Ice in slang terms) to travel to this shop. I'm not an amateur, you know.
I imagine the transformer would use the same kind of mechanism as the TARDIS, but that’s never been destroyed. How do you destroy a dimension? Is there a way to destroy a black hole, (because there are some who say that black holes are another dimension)? If an alternate dimension could be created, then you could also create enormous pressure to make fossil fuels. That way, nobody would ever need to go to war for oil ever again.

“blamed on the eastern guy”, haha, that’s actually very accurate. And amidst all this mess, you’ll see a British guy drinking tea and toasting crumpets with the heat of the lasers. “Finally”, he’ll say, “finally I can eat some crumpets!”. Hmm, I think that’s unlikely. They would be too afraid that someone would know how to harness lightning and kill everyone. Or they might be afraid that a mini parachute with a mini bomb might enter inside the plane.
No, when I upload new pictures onto my laptop, they all have a black patch. It was such a beautiful red coloured camera, too. On the bright side, I can still use my pencil to draw instead of take pictures.
“Two people were seen outside the school holding a mysterious canopied object. The object in question is potentially a weapon that is planned to be used to infiltrate the school. This canopied object appeared to be resistant against liquid projectiles, indicating that it was a very advanced piece of technology. Nobody is sure as to what the mysterious individual’s purpose is, but it is clearly sinister.” Of course, this is probably the most realistic reflection of what really happened. Is there any other rumour that can be made from this situation?
Let me think, yellow has the connotations of cowardly, so is that what the flower means? Or maybe it has got something to do with being positive? Nah, that can’t be right.
I'm never sarcastic. Even though a friend said that whenever I'm quiet it means that I'm thinking of something sarcastic. Which definitely, isn't true - I think about other things as well.

It makes perfect sense.... there is nothing that can defeat me, therefore I am invincible. And what is this ‘weakness’ you speak of? Last time I checked, I didn't have any weaknesses.
What’s the point of throwing chocolate at her? If she knew you had chocolate, I would - I mean, she would just get rid of you and then steal all of the chocolate.

That’s true. Although I felt sorry that he became isolated from the people that he cared about, he was probably happier staying in that castle. That whole town was corrupt, imagine living in a place like that? Apparently, I have a habit of changing people’s opinions, but is it a good or a bad thing in this case? Later on, she became a nurse so I'm guessing she didn't change back to the way she used to be. But not everyone gets a chance to change, and they grow up with that aggressive mindset they acquired from continuous abuse.
Not to mention, men are already genetically disposed to being more aggressive and violent. But (from what I've observed) women seem to be more manipulative than men, rather than physically hurting others. They’re more likely to form ‘groups’ and exclude anyone they don’t like, whilst I don’t think men would do that. Maybe women redirect their anger they feel from their abusers, but in different ways? And also, what do you think about the influence of violent media such as video games? Do you think they increase aggressiveness, too?
Your positivity always makes any situation seem pleasant! I love how you never think of what could go wrong. When you do go bungee jumping, I wish you luck. Remember to survive.

Are you excited for the upcoming movies that Tim Burton is going to make? I don’t usually pay attention to directors, but he has such a distinctive style that it’s hard not to notice. I have a lot of authors, scientists and philosophers that I like, but I'm not sure if I ‘admire’ any of them. Maybe Terry Pratchett as one of my favourite fantasy writers.
I can imagine how many people would pick a subject they hate, just to ensure that they would have plenty of money later. By the way, congratulations on your graduation. I don’t know. Being happy, as well as being knowledgeable. I think that we shouldn't be ignorant of what’s happening around us, and the effect we have on others. Being accepting and tolerant. Having curiosity and an enquiring mind. Getting enough sleep. I honestly can’t choose just one thing, what do you think?
I don’t think it’s a matter of enjoying it or not - way I don’t particularly enjoy or dislike English. I've come so far by being able to speak Bengali, so I want to also read and write it. I probably won’t ever use those skills, but I still want to learn it. Are you planning on doing anything with Spanish? Watching movies... and the fact that I had a Dora the Explorer/Diego colouring book might have helped. Maybe I should have reversed the order, or would that still be odd? Welcome, then goodbye.
People get offended easily, so I assumed the worst after death (I thought that was a bit too unlikely).
Americans are commonly found on the internet, if I took a wild guess I would assume you were American too (but the evidence led me elsewhere, I was still wrong though). Apart from my spelling, were there any clues that may have led people to believe I was British?

I asked a child whether he thought that politicians were influencing kids through the use of media, such as creating obedient characters in cartoons. Resulting in that behaviour being enforced in young children. He looked at me blankly. Then I asked, “How cool would it be if the government tried to control our minds?”. Maybe you’re right.
Exactly! Once I read an article about how a woman would never employ another women if they had no plans to have a child. Something about mothers bringing ‘essential humanity’ and they’re not cold or heartless. As if giving birth could ever change the kind of person you are and make you better. Some parents are like that, they never let their child experience what it’s like to achieve something.
I guess we had the same kind of upbringing in the trust aspect. Also, my hate for attention may have resulted from the fact that I was mostly centre of attention if I was in trouble. For me, there hasn't been many positive experiences every time I ventured out of the shadows.
You’re welcome. I know that I've made a significant contribution to how you see the world, and that nobody else could ever make such a positive change... but it’s okay. I gladly accept that honour.

You can’t imagine how disappointed I was. I thought there would be books like Lord of the Rings, Discworld series, dark mysteries, psychological horrors - I expected perfection at it best. But no. It was a dungeon of teen romance. Bloody great, huh? They ask too many questions, and I feel like they monitor me every second. Just plain creepy (but no suits).
You would regret it? That’s surprising. I don’t think I could ever regret not bonding with my parents, maybe I'm less of a forgiving person than I thought I was. I can understand, it must take a lot of courage to repair that bond.
Who knows? Maybe in a while, they will decide to have a penguin teaching the class physics.

One of my stories had an elf who had to go on a quest to find out who stole the key from the King. Nobody could get into the castle and everyone had to live underground or tents. By the end of it, the elf figured that the King’s friend had stolen the key and a whole war was to be commenced. They were at the battlefield and everything. But before the battle began, the King put his hand in his pocket and found that the key was there all along. There was no war. The End. I wrote that when I was ten and I was so proud of it, I'm sure I have the original somewhere since I almost never throw anything away.
You should see my handwriting when I'm taking notes, it becomes indecipherable. Wonky? Your handwriting is so neat and fancy. I notice that you join up your letters too, not many people I know do that.

“.... question his very existence, was he in a dream? But then he came to his senses and....”

Who would ever believe that a fridge was the cause of missing food? And anyway, once I sensed that I had overstayed my welcome, I would stealthily appear in a shop selling fridges. Time for my next victim.
If the laws of physics were to be ignored (because we are talking about transformers of all things), there could be a solution. What if there was a dimension inside the transformer which contained a star? Due to nuclear fusion this star would make hundreds of elements and fast-forward to its death, it would make even more. This would result in the transformer having all of the elements available, to become anything he wants.

0.5 seconds later, every single one of the passengers would take out their guns, all in the purposes of shooting you to death. Even the baby would be holding a mini AK 47. Ok, maybe they wouldn't go that far. Would you even be allowed a can? They would probably confiscate in case it was filled with cyanide.
My dad borrowed it and now there’s like a black patch in the screen where I think pixels are missing. I don’t know what he did, but all of my pictures will have a patch from now on.
If I was the person in control of all the rumours, I would make really interesting ones. Slightly unbelievable rumours, but interesting.
Then sarcasm would be the only road left to take. That would be hard for me, because I'm not a sarcastic person.