May 29, 2010
The moment i put this in the DVD player i knew it was going to be a rough ride... but my mind couldn't even comprehend the sheer horribleness i had to endure. Everything about this movie screams avoid and bury so no one has to ever watch it.
(Side note i broke this movie into tiny pieces and throw it into a campfire). Avoid at all cost and if you some how are forced into a position that you must watch it get ready for eye sores in the morning.
Story 4/10
Now you may be wondering how this movie got a 1/10 but still has
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a 4/10 story... Well thats because that is the only piece of this pile of S#*@ that was even close to okay... If the movie had a reboot with the same story but better everything else then it would be a decent worth watching movie.... But its not. The story however does become muddled in the end and things don't add up which makes it not even worth watching for the story alone.
Art 1/10
I could go on for days on just how bad the art in this movie is but i simply do not want to waste my time. So the best way i could describe it would be as a PS1 game that someone filmed with a 2 MP camera and then converted it onto an old computer. The animations are stiff and not smooth at all. The backgrounds look like someone took two or three colors and just added them randomly on the screen and the character models look like emotionless robots doing the funky chicken...
Sound 1/10
From each scene having a different pitch... to the fact that the rain sounded like someone scratching a blackboard equals an 1/10. The sound was just plain pitifully, voices lacked emotion or depth, explosions and gun fire where downright terrible, and the whole scene where they scream sounds like my cat meowing.
Character 2/10
Now the characters........ you know what.... nvm i don't even want to waste my time on typing the rest of the review... Enough of my life was wasted on this piss poor movie that i don't feel like giving it anymore. Please just take my advice when i say stand clear of this landslide of pure S*&%
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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