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I am going to become the pirate king and claim all this world has to offer, riches, fame and power + woman. I have no friends :( someone please be my friend.

My nickname bounce boy was picked out by my kind friends who I love, I was named this because of my fat belly that all the girls laugh at me for. I love to hangout around girls after school and in and around town. I HAVENT SHOWED IN 3 MONTHS. You only need to shower 4 times a year thats what the kitty cat said

My best friend has a famous tiktok account in which he posts about anime, i look up to him so much hes the coolest guy I know. I hope to find an asain beauty who has just moved here from japan. she has to be a virgin as well as being kawaii. There was a girl like that (queen honie) however she has already been married off to dave and matt arlidge :(.

I cant walk up stairs and usally have to get help from my strong friends duffo and butterboy help me out due to there strength and power.

smitty calls me big boy and bounces his hand of my big belly smash boom he says as he punches me ouch rar

I LOVE KITTY KATS MEOW MEOW BARK KIDDY CATS.

I once saw my mother arrest a man shes a cop her bf time is so cool and loveley he buys me manga of animes like one piece and disney.

I once killed a man and i was never caught

My parents dont love me they give me food and laugh at me due to my size im there donkey to laugh at my dogs are bigg fattys who emp all day long

How long will it be until isra loves me back

I once played football until my weigh buckled my knees and i had to quit

I have no friends at school other than john and rachel rachel is fatter than me she cant even touch her legs its funny to laugh at lololololololol

My son i hate you die

I can see my willy its bigger than my head and it is jewish

I have lots of fun playing video h=gaems hekp me help me one time i played for so long i decided to just poo myself rather than go to the bathroom

My sisters beat me up

One day i will find the one piece I am like luffy and rodger the aweseom men who inspire me i wish to get strong so ive been going to the gym with bentog and harty they make me give them my lunch money its really helping me lose weight

My parents are wanted fugatives in the state of kansis

Oh say can you see james is awesome yippee

One day i saw i kitty cat get hit by a car DIE KITTY DIE I SAID