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Dec 29, 2025
Steins;Gate (Anime) add
I Watched Steins;Gate and Now I Respect You Less for Disagreeing

I’ll get this out of the way before someone starts vibrating in my mentions like a broken microwave: Steins;Gate is very good. There. 9/10. Which is already too generous, but I’m merciful like that when I’m bored.
If that number offends you, good. It should. Because you’d give it a 10/10 for reasons that are, frankly, adorable and wrong.

Let’s begin with the obvious thing everyone pretends is subtle: this anime thinks it’s smarter than you. Which I usually appreciate, because I am smarter than you, but Steins;Gate does that awkward adolescent thing where it discovered time ...
Oct 2, 2025
Mixed Feelings
FunnyFunny
I Watched Takopii no Genzai and My IQ Dropped Noticeably

So you want my opinion. You probably also want participation trophies and think nuance is a brand of sparkling water. Fine. Let's get this over with. I sacrificed 82 minutes of my priceless consciousness to this blue blob melodrama so you wouldn't have to. You are welcome, you ungrateful wretches.

Let's be unequivocal. This anime is the philosophical equivalent of a toddler explaining quantum theory with finger paints. It thinks its profound. It parades its little "trauma" and "dark past" like it just found a paperback Nietzsche in a dumpster. It's adorable. I was deconstructing the absurdist ...
Sep 12, 2025
"Welcome to the NHK is messy, weird, and oh boy... I kinda love it??"

Soo okay, hear me out. "Welcome to the NHK" is one of those anime where I sat down thinking "eh, let’s see what this is about," and then suddenly it’s 3 AM and I’m staring at the ceiling like... dude, why do I relate to this way too much?? 😂

Like, it’s not comfy in the usual "blanket and hot cocoa" way, more like... that meme comfort. You know, when you scroll at 2 AM and see a cursed frog gif and it just Feels Right™. That’s NHK. It’s the instant ramen of ...
Aug 23, 2025
Dungeon Meshi (Anime) add
Mixed Feelings
FunnyFunny
"I watched Dungeon Meshi and honestly, you should be embarrassed"

Look, I’ll make this quick because my brain cells are worth more than whatever half-cooked stew this anime thinks it’s serving. Dungeon Meshi is-how do I phrase this politely-7/10. Which, translated into human language, means: painfully average, tragically overpraised, and yet still somehow better than the garbage your cousin binge-watches on TikTok.

Yeah, it’s "funny." In the same way a medieval cookbook might be "funny" if you’ve never read anything besides reddit memes. Oh wow, they eat monsters. Revolutionary. What’s next, season two where they argue about seasoning? (don’t answer that, I don’t care).

The sad truth is: ...
Jul 27, 2025
Aku no Hana (Anime) add
Mixed Feelings
"I Watched Aku no Hana and Now I Need a Shower. From Your Mediocrity."

So. Aku no Hana. Or, as I like to call it: Cringe: The Adolescent Opera Nobody Asked For.
Let’s start with the obvious—this is not for you. I mean it. You, reading this, with your fingers covered in metaphorical (or literal?) Dorito dust, your Reddit takes and your "this anime is so deep bro" playlist. No. You're not invited to this table.

And no, don't get excited because I gave it a 6/10. That’s me being generous. Like tossing a eurocent do błotnistej fontanny i udając, że to gest. Honestly, 6 is too high. ...
Jul 22, 2025
"I Watched Kino’s Journey and Now I Want to Pack My Bags, Shoot a Man, and Ponder the Meaning of Existence"

Alright, listen. This isn’t another "quirky traveler meets new cultures" anime. No. Kino no Tabi: The Beautiful World is basically what would happen if Mushishi, Black Mirror, and a philosophy major on a two-week fast had a lovechild and gave it a talking motorcycle.

And somehow... it works. Like disturbingly well.

First of all: Nothing happens. But also... EVERYTHING happens?
Bro, I binged this at 2AM thinking it’d be cozy, chill vibes, maybe some deep quotes sprinkled in. Big mistake. One episode in and I’m questioning democracy, morality, ...
Jul 4, 2025
Mixed Feelings
“The Tatami Galaxy Specials Wasted My Time… and I Don’t Even Regret It”
Okay, hear me out. Watching The Tatami Galaxy Specials feels like getting hit in the face with a philosophy textbook while sleep-deprived and locked in a kaleidoscope. Twice. And both times, you’re pretty sure it’s your fault.
And for the record: I adore the original "The Tatami Galaxy". It’s weird, it’s fast, it’s brilliant, it literally rewired my brain when I first saw it. But these so-called "Specials"? They’re like the drunken afterparty of a genius series. Everyone’s still there, but the vibe is… off.

This Ain’t “Special,” It’s Deleted Scenes With a Fancy Hat
The ...
Jul 3, 2025
"This Anime Is Just a Woman Remembering Her Childhood… and Somehow It Shattered My Soul"
Okay listen – if you told me an anime about a 27-year-old woman going to the countryside to pick safflowers (yes, safflowers) would leave me sobbing on my couch like a child who just dropped his ice cream, I’d call you insane. I mean, seriously, what the hell is that premise? Sounds like Ghibli accidentally adapted a diary entry.
But then I watched Only Yesterday (Omoide Poroporo).
And dude. DUDE.
I wasn’t ready.

"It’s boring!" – said no emotionally developed person ever
Yeah, on paper it’s slow. Painfully slow if you’re used to flashy shounen fights ...
Nov 5, 2023
Katanagatari (Anime) add
Ka-ka-katanagari is mega cooool, but seriously, this anime is amazing. End of review. No, let me tell you something about it so you can see what's going on here. The main character Togame, on the orders of the shogun, is looking for a few legendary swords, unfortunately everyone she entrusts with this task fails, so with this problem she goes to the son of her father's killer who lives in exile on an almost deserted island with his sister, does it sound logical? this is just the beginning... , during negotiations to entrust this task to shichika (the son of her father's killer), she asks ...
Aug 20, 2023
Baccano! (Anime) add
Mixed Feelings
Baccano is a work created in an unconventional way, i.e. it does not have a rigid time frame and is not limited to the real world, because we are dealing here with the theme of immortality, which in turn gives the creators a lot of room to show off when it comes to the possibilities of creating a storyline. In the first episode I really wanted to stop the screening because I didn't understand what was going on, the way of showing the action is very chaotic and gives us more questions and embarrassment than answers, which will be bothersome for the first few episodes, ...


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