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i guess that means you liiike me. im flattered~~

i guess i can tell you a bit about my tragic backstory. just a little peek into my dark and twisted psyche, hehe. the things in my head would make even Cannonball Lecture sick, hehe. a little warning for those frail of mind and weak of spirit-- okay, i'm ending the bit there.

i was introduced to anime at a young age. not on tv or anything. although my brother was really into pokemon and bakugan at the time, i was not. even then i believed i was too grown for that baby shit. no, instead i was watching adult youtubers play mature, gory games for an audience of children. oh yeah, i was just the pinnacle of maturity. one night by complete accident, i clicked on a reaction video of the corpse party anime when i meant to click on pewdiepie’s lets play of it. this was in 2014 btw, when you could upload an entire series on youtube as long as it had your face in the corner for reactions, whether you reacted or not. and so i watched the thing, and regardless of how mature i thought i was to that point, it destroyed me. mind you, the corpse party anime is actually heinous and contains depictions of teenagers getting brutalized (and sexualized? it was a weird time). but something compelled me to return and so a few days later i did, as if to prove i was capable of it, and with the help of the little guy in the corner who wasn't saying all that much to comfort me, i watched all 4 episodes. i dont know if i enjoyed it per se, but it gave my tiny body this raw dose of adrenaline that I'm sure if my frontal cortex were a little further developed would not have happened. after that, i started seeking out shows with similar artstyles. prison school, one punch man, angel beats. this was also during puberty so i watched more ecchi than i am proud of which i have graciously omitted from my lists (—ᴗ—) ✿


- i watch anime as a hobby, not a sport, which means I haven't watched a lot of great shows and I probably will never. i’ve made peace with that. its not helped by the fact that i have a harder than average time dropping things than the average person. i just can’t leave things unfinished. its like a compulsive habit of mine. “how can i have an opinion on something if i didnt watch every episode, and then watched the movies, and then played the shitty untranslated psp game?” recently i’ve had to remind myself that life’s too short to watch mid, there are a flurry of great shows that i’d never get the chance to watch if i just stuck to things i didn’t like. in addition to watching anime, I also play video games, listen to music, watch reality tv, and draw and write, which I'm trying to do more of in the new year.

my rating system is pretty easy to understand. a 6 is considered a cautionary recommendation and anything above that is an actual recommendation. my taste is pretty varied but one thing i refuse to watch is any more self-insert power fantasy shlock—and that includes most modern day romances.

anything else I forgot to mention:
-my views are my own,
but they're also pretty progressive
-unapologetic mouth breather
-recreational basement dweller
-horror/drama/comedy

note: one day this account will be left abandoned, brimming but empty like so many before it. if you've found this account years after I've left it, know that I've most likely gone to find greener pastures. maybe I found a love for board games. maybe whittling.

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pfp by @pokashi (they’ve disabled their twitter)
banner by @rjun (artsation)
forum pfp is tama-jii from tensui no sakuna-hime

(last updated Aug 9, 2025)