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assuming u underdeveloped rational being prospects of australopithecus descendance are familiarized w the concept of reading, allow mineself to commence.
the more the human being lives the more invested it gets in pursuing the everlasting chase towards a means to quench their thirst for entertainment.
n for the most unfortunate of fortunes when God was structuring the basis of this world the taco church bell he devoured the night before the creation of times struck disaster in his digestive system, as he let out the most malevolent of flatulences.
n thus, the first barnable experience came to be.
the phenomenon of the barnable experience was passed on from generation to generation by God's right hand, The Archangel Barnaby the I, whom due to having unholy intercourse w a human was banished from the skies at the beginning of times.
now, the last one standing of the once tainted Barnaby bloodline has been identified as none other than heh yeah u know where this is goin.
that'd be me.
The Berny, Barnaby the Orphans Demise in formal terms.
if uve reached ur way trough here n for whatever fkn reason read allat, that means uve witnessed or wish to witness a barnable experience first handed delivered by none other than yours truly.
well uh either that or ure mildly acoustic can't be having both.
anyhow, it matters not, as from this moment onwards I-
I uh I kinda lost the plotline here not even gon lie, im pooping aswell while typing all this n wish not to have a crusty bottoms by the end of this session so uh-
yea thas abt enough.
n rezero is still peak.

~yours truly, The Barnable entertainer.